this post was submitted on 29 Apr 2025
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] superkret@feddit.org 82 points 14 hours ago

Holy shit I did this and travelled 2 years into the future!
Guys? I don't like it here...

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 52 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I seem to be aging more rapidly than anticipated.

[–] FatTony@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

I want this on my gravestone.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
  • Take your age
  • Multiply by e^iπ^
  • Add your age
  • Divide by 10
  • Take a card, any card
  • Add the number of years you've been alive
  • Hand me the card
  • Is this your card?
[–] slippyferret@lemmy.blahaj.zone 43 points 10 hours ago

I’m really bad at arithmetic so it took me two years to do the calculations, but the math does check out.

[–] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 14 hours ago (5 children)
[–] maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 28 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 20 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

I forget there are children on this app. Or at least I'm really really hoping you are a child...

[–] peregrin5@lemm.ee 11 points 13 hours ago

Yes officer. This is the peterfile right here.

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 9 points 13 hours ago

You pervert

[–] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

There are no children on this app💀

[–] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 5 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

skibidi rizz fanum tax. im 3 years old and im certainly lemmymaxxing

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

based fosspilled lemmymaxxer

[–] superkret@feddit.org 4 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago

It's The United States.

With huge boats.

With guns.

(Gunboats)

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 16 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Ah, yes, the JavaScript developer

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 14 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Hello type conversion, my old friend

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 12 hours ago

NaN with you again

[–] AcesFullOfKings@feddit.uk 3 points 12 hours ago

no that's "9" + "10"

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 13 hours ago

Didn't you read? It's your age!

[–] moog@lemm.ee 14 points 4 hours ago

Take your age That's your age

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 13 points 13 hours ago

This is one of those memes that are a few generations in.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 9 points 14 hours ago

Oh neat, it's my ssn!

[–] TerranFenrir@lemmy.ca 8 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Why am I getting 14459? What does it mean?

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 4 hours ago

It means you're using JavaScript.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

I got 5318008

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 7 points 3 hours ago

I asked ChatGPT and it said the answer is 255.