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[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago
[–] indomara@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don't see mine. Nightgown, no undies.

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[–] PetteriPano@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (3 children)

It used to be 20. But my wife claims I leave skidmarks on the sheets.

Now it's 17.

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[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I sleep in an old t-shirt and boxers. Is that 2, 3, or 4?

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[–] Nusm@peachpie.theatl.social 4 points 3 days ago
[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 4 points 2 days ago
[–] Colonel_Panic@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

We want a 1 in the streets, but 20 in the sheets.

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 days ago
[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Depends. I shower before bed most nights and 20 if I have (I also moisturise my heels so wear socks) but 4 if I haven't and 19 if I haven't and its a super hot night.

Does anyone do 5, 10 or 15? They seem weird to me.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago
[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Nice try FBI. You're never getting my feet pics

[–] TurtlePunk@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 days ago

it's a natural 20

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago
[–] MinFapper@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

My wife does 15

3 or 18 for me, depending on the day

[–] Elaine@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] chunes@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

17.

When I was younger, I would just sleep in my regular clothes. Usually jeans.

[–] Plum@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago
[–] Iceblade02@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

1, 5 or 20 depending on temps

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

1,2 or 17 depending on the time of year and whether my gf is with me

[–] Jhuskindle@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Mine isn't on here. Two pairs of pants, a hoodie, and possibly a hat. I like to be burning hot at night and I am scared of heated blankets. (Cause they sometimes catch on fire)

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[–] foggianism@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

My combo is missing - would be like 1 but long sleeves

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago
[–] AreaKode@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago
[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 2 days ago

Read this in bed after waking up from sleeping in a big comfy bathrobe.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Where’s the flying helmet and celery option?

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[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago
[–] nudi@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago
[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 3 points 1 day ago

20, if I can. 1, when it's chilly.

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

#2, but its bad because thats also most of my days as well.

[–] AlexCory21@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago
[–] FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 2 points 3 days ago
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