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[–] liran@lemmy.world 58 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Who the fuck is 11-15??? Only a complete masochist leaves the girls belted in for sleep.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

leaves the girls belted in

If I'm ever in a relationship again, I'm finding a way to drop this line. That's hilarious.

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

If I’m ever in a relationship again

I could learn from that optimism.

[–] Suru@mander.xyz 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Definitely went with 14 or 15 when I was breastfeeding, because the girls tended to leak. Nobody wants to sleep in sheets that smell like sour milk.

[–] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My wife says it's uncomfortable not having yhem belted in

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 8 points 1 day ago

Mine uses a pillow to keep them apart. I assume they fight at night.

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Sometimes you get tired!

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[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 48 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 25 points 2 days ago

20 at home, 18 when away.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

18 doesn't matter if it's hot or cold. Oh and also the fan running on high.

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[–] Fortatech@gregtech.eu 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

18 at home, 20 when with homies

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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 days ago

I guess no one wears night gowns anymore.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

20, why would I get all dressed up just to go to bed?

[–] KawaiiBitch@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago
[–] daannii@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Most women don't sleep in bras. Or as I call them "titty jail".

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hell my wife takes hers off as soon as she gets home with this weird yoga magic trick thing where she never removes her shirt. I swear it breaks physics.

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[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] hikaru755@lemmy.world 10 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Why are the bras all different? Why are the bottom options for 6-10 different from the others? Why are 8 and 9 basicaly the same? This feels somehow AI generated

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[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 10 points 2 days ago (4 children)

List is incomplete. It seems to assume a relatively warm climate or expensive use of night-time home heating.

Thus: Long sleeves. Underwear under long trousers perhaps for sanitary purposes, but possibly for comfort.

There's probably also a few people who have socks they wear to bed if not also blindfolds or old-timey nightcaps, but I get why those things aren't in this graphic. Lack of long sleeves is more of a head-scratcher.

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[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 9 points 1 day ago

The Donald Duck

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 18 hours ago

20

Stop denying yourselves over shame.

[–] ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

20 unless it's really cold

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[–] gegil@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 days ago

20 is the best. Sleeping naked is the best way to sleep for me. Especially in summer when i don't need to use blanket or any other cover.

[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)
  1. Occasionally 9. I can't imagine sleeping in a bra, that seems dreadfully uncomfortable.
[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I wouldn't sleep with a bra, either. It's just an unnecessary layer, preventing my skin from breathing properly. The straps would also be just in the way. I'm a cis male, though.

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[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 5 points 1 day ago

The first 3 girlfriends i had, always slept in their bras. So i just assumed that was normal. I haven't met anyone who does that ever since, and thinking about it, it seems like torture

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[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] H3mp79@lemmy.today 8 points 1 day ago

Twenny all night erry night

[–] Beebabe@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

20 unless I am too exhausted to shower before bed, then it's 3.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

15, (I'm a dude)

[–] treeofnik@discuss.online 7 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Missing the difference between 8 and 9?

[–] misfitx@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Briefs versus bikinis for the ladies.

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[–] Datz@szmer.info 6 points 16 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] creature@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Jesus - how do you all sleep at night?!?!??

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 5 points 2 days ago

I think Jesus slept more like a T

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[–] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago
[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Nice try, FBI.

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

18 Gang, represent! Let the bed-clothes do the bed-clothing.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago
[–] PetteriPano@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It used to be 20. But my wife claims I leave skidmarks on the sheets.

Now it's 17.

[–] king_comrade@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago
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[–] NorthoftheBorder@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

18 or 20. Depends how I’m feeling.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 5 points 2 days ago
[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Where's the option for whatever I'm wearing during the day?

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