papalonian

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[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

Is that JayZ2Centz? Haven't seen him in a while.

Is that Dance Dance Revolution 5? Haven't seen that in a while.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 0 points 5 days ago

Quick, someone send this post to the white house

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 43 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Can we stop posting this shit? It was an obvious joke. Keep eating this garbage up and we're in the same boat as the maga crowd.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

That's for grocery stores and the like. 95% of Chinese imports would be banned if plastic bags weren't allowed in products (also, see: cereal)

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

People taking dumbass shit like this seriously is why the right will do literally whatever the fuck they want in this country. It takes 2 seconds of critical thinking and investigation to see that this is a complete nothing statement made as a joke. Yet half the people in the comments are gonna lock themselves in a bedroom and cry over this "attack on free speech".

I really fucking hate it when people say "both sides are just as bad", but c'mon guys. This is "the LIBS are trying to make your kids TRANS!" levels of stupid.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

No. Read the article.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This sounded right, but then I remembered all of the televised court cases I've seen.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"The Internet" isn't upset about you making a vagina joke, I'm dogging on you for thinking that 12 blurry pink pixels somehow resembles a vagina.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

many kinds of trucks that can drive over many types of terrain

truck that can handle any kinds of undeveloped forest

Again, not what I said. A second hand F150 or Tacoma will get you damn near anywhere you want to go that is not heavily forested and is certainly cheaper than a plot of land. You're trying to pick minute details of my comments and blow them up into the most literal sense of the words yet somehow failing to actually read what I'm saying.

At this point the conversation is a day old and the chance of actually interesting dialogue coming from it is practically zero, so any further misreadings will have to be done on your own.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I think you need to walk away from the Internet for a second, friend. That's some serious down-bad energy.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

The first game I every played that had "dailies" was a Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends browser game, that gave you a "chores list" you had to complete before accessing certain activities. You'd get a new list every day, and if you didn't complete them, you'd have a longer list the next time you played. There was no login or anything, I assume it just worked off of browser cookies.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (8 children)

I.. don't see what you're talking about? It just looks like a wall...

 

I was running through some old Portal 2 quotes in my head and realized that it Cave Johnson were a real person, people would absolutely hate him.

 

Hot Soup

Hot soup

Hot, hot soup

Eat my soup

And I go poop.

Thank you

 
 
 

Last night, I accidentally ordered a pair of pants while trying to get an estimate on shipping speed. Not only is the shipping going to take much longer than I'd hoped, I realized afterwards that I had the wrong size as well. No big deal, I thought, I'll cancel the order.

Well, you can't on their website. So I had to wait until this morning to call. I called them up as soon as they opened, hoping to get someone before the pants shipped out. And I did! Only, they still can't cancel the order. They have to ship the pants across the country to me, and then I have to ship them back across the country to return them. The person I talked to even offered to print out the return label, and ship it with the pants!

Such a wasteful, broken system. I can only imagine it works the way it does to make people who have second thoughts on a purchase have to jump through additional hoops to cancel it.

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