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[–] halvar@lemy.lol 134 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Guys I know he is not perfect but it's understandable that people like him in a world where the average CEO drinks the blood of newborns daily.

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 46 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Huh, so that’s why they’re all so prolife. Need to keep the source of fresh babies going…

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 22 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

"Don't get an abortion! Have that baby and dispose of it at your nearest "Leave your baby here for our coalition of friendly CEOs to take care of" location for a 25$ amazon gift card!"

[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 17 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

That fully sounds like a program a literal vampire would implement with wild success. Parents selling their kids for money happened in the past, so not even that much of a stretch. It does sound like a potential cobra problem though.

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[–] kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 87 points 20 hours ago (5 children)

I am a fan of Valve, but this is just way exaggerated. For example, encourages you to save money by having sales? Isn't that about manipulating you into buying more games than you would otherwise, because you perceive the value as being better?

[–] reev@sh.itjust.works 36 points 19 hours ago

I fall for it every time and I couldn't be more proud

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 20 points 17 hours ago

Yeah, Valve are certainly one of the best options for buying games other than sometimes GoG or directly from the developer. But this level of simping for Valve is odd.

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[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 85 points 23 hours ago (9 children)

Mmmm billionaire boot must be delicious

Steam is not a bad company but it is still a company that holds a lot of power, don’t forget that.

[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 58 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah. I am a fan of valve but their complicity in cs:go skin gambling uhhh... gets worse and worse the more closely you look at it.

Its fair to appreciate the good they have done for linux and largely very consumer friendly business practices AND, companies are not your friends.

[–] radiouser@crazypeople.online 36 points 22 hours ago

Valve's "hands-off" approach extends far beyond CS:GO gambling. They have the same willful negligence toward moderating their own official group chats.

For weeks, the official Steam Deck group chat has been flooded with racist slurs and hate speech. I and many others reported the individuals responsible, yet weeks passed with zero action taken.

Frustrated, I opened a formal support ticket. I detailed the offenses, provided evidence, and explained why a basic filtering system or active moderation is necessary for their own official spaces. Valve's response? They closed my ticket without taking any action at all. They have confirmed, through inaction, that providing a non-toxic environment in their official communities is not a priority.

This experience has made me lose a significant amount of respect for Valve. I will now be actively purchasing my games elsewhere in protest.

[–] realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip 19 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Steam has had this power for ages tho and never abused it to the disadvantage of customers.

Supporting companies that don't shit on consumers is equally important as boycotting companies that do.

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[–] Chivera@lemmy.world 12 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

And if they get rid of most of the competition then they can treat us like garbage and we'd have nowhere to go.

[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 38 points 22 hours ago

If Valve would want to do that, they could have done so years ago. To the contrary, there are more stores where you can buy games online then ever before (Epic, Windows Store, GOG, Itch.io, Fanatical, Humble and so on, with steam keys and without), and i haven't heard of a single aqcuisition by Valve yet.

[–] Burghler@sh.itjust.works 18 points 23 hours ago

What competition lol

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[–] Redacted@lemmy.zip 74 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Gaben and steam are not perfect, but are monumentally better than what we would be stuck with on sony-soft

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 44 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

They're succeeding by not actively running their platform into the ground, which is somehow inspiring and disappointing at the same time

[–] MinFapper@lemmy.world 27 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

That's because they're a privately owned company. They can decide when to prioritize long term profits over short term profits.

Most of their competition are publicity traded companies that have no such luxury. They have to make next quarter's number higher no matter what.

[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 12 hours ago

The very core of pretty much every enshittification you can put a finger on

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[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 52 points 15 hours ago

STEAM- Give a reasonable good platform for gaming.

OTHER- Kill themselves with shitty optimization and spam policies.

STEAM - Sit enjoing the sunny day, drink a coffee. Improve a bit the navigator to find new game.

OTHER - Keep a their shitty platform and doble down on AI Slop.

STEAM - Doing some yoga. Walk the dog. Add an AI disclaimer for the games.

[–] truthfultemporarily@feddit.org 50 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

BTW the way refunds work is that steam withholds the money for a month to pay refunds with it. The publisher has no say, they just get gross - 30% - VAT - refunds.

[–] GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 37 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Also giving refunds is required by law in some countries, it's not like valve invented it out of the goodness of their heart.

[–] JesusChristLover420@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 14 hours ago

Australia sued them into their current refund policy

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Is this supposed to be a negative?

[–] uncouple9831@lemmy.zip 17 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Well the op said it was out of their own pockets, this is saying that op's claim is fake.

The fact that you immediately got weirdly defensive about it tells me you think it's a negative, and I agree since this policy applies equally to EA garbage as it does for your cute little indie game.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 47 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I know this novel strategy that Valve employs might be difficult to conceptualize for people whose thinking only extends as far as "company evil, success bad", so let me summarize it in a format that is easier to understand:

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[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 12 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

I receive: half-decent product

You receive: my money

end of story

The sad thing is that them having a half decent product is something special in this world

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[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 37 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

Step 1. Make a good product
Step 2. Corner the market
Step 3. Build up good will
Step 4. ...?
Step 5. Keep building up good will

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Step 4 is "buy the company that builds the yachts you like"

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[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 37 points 21 hours ago

Believing that sales exist to save people money is the funniest shit i have ever seen.

[–] BendingHawk@lemmy.world 36 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

People saying that when Gabe dies so does Steam seem to be missing a piece of the puzzle.

From everything I've read and can tell they work using an ESOP (Employee Stock Ownership Program). Meaning each employee working there today is becoming partial owners in Valve. If you think they will allow some new face to show up when Gabe dies and flip the table you are missing the piece where the owners of this company are extremely well compensated today and a core part of making Valve successful today.

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago

When he dies gaming lives on within us.

[–] Archer@lemmy.world 30 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I was extremely impressed that Valve did an RMA replacement for one of my Index base stations even out of warranty. They explicitly did not have to do that. It’s been years but I’m still amazed

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[–] Spaniard@lemmy.world 30 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

They only began giving refunds when the European Union mandated it, back then only Origin (EA) gave refunds. Some times the EU is useful.

[–] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 25 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

The EU definitely helped. I'll add that this was actually kicked off by the Australian Competition and Consumer Commission (ACCC) in 2014. They took Valve to court over their insistence that they can ignore Australian Consumer Law rights - in particular that if a product is 'not fit for purpose' then the buyer is entitled to a full refund, with respect to games. Valve offered no possibility of refund at the time. The case dragged on, but Valve eventually lost and was told to pay several million in fines, they appealed it to the High Court of Australia in 2016 - and lost also on appeal.

The judge was pissed at Valve, and wrote in their ruling:

“Valve’s culture of compliance was, and is, very poor”. Valve’s evidence was ‘disturbing’ to the Court because Valve ‘formed a view …that it was not subject to Australian law…and with the view that even if [legal] advice had been obtained that Valve was required to comply with the Australian law the advice might have been ignored”. He also noted that Valve had ‘contested liability on almost every imaginable point’.

Valve are generally a very positive force in gaming, but they're definitely not the saints that OP image text implies.

https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/australia-fines-valve-over-steam-refunds

https://www.accc.gov.au/media-release/valve-to-pay-3-million-in-penalties-for-misrepresenting-gamers-consumer-guarantee-rights

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[–] frazw@lemmy.world 25 points 20 hours ago (6 children)

"Sells hardware at a loss to hook you into the steam ecosystem and make more money by selling you software" FTFY

Don't get me wrong, as companies go I like valve, but to say they aren't making decisions based on making more money and just out of altruistic motives is madness. Businesses that aren't healthy and competitive die, even if they have rabid fans.

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[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 24 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

This is such a controversial person to discuss. On one hand, loot boxes, the steam market for trading, and a lot of gambling and profiteering going on. At the same time, all of the OP comments are also true.

Out of all the billionaires, I dislike gaben the least. The net good he's done for gaming may not balance the scales entirely, but at least there's a discussion to be had whether what gaben has done is for the better, or for the worse. Which is more than I can say about most billionaires I know of.

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[–] Laser@feddit.org 24 points 22 hours ago (5 children)

I think this is factually wrong, Steam only introduced refunds because they were forced to for the European market

[–] pogodem0n@lemmy.world 20 points 21 hours ago

I believe it was Australia

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[–] Rikj000@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 20 hours ago

2 words though "Kiddie gambling".

Sure Steam is one of the less evil companies out there, but they're far from innocent.

[–] Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 21 hours ago

I suspect translation later for ARM will be industry shaking

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 16 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

They sell their hardware at a loss?

Also, that's not necessarily because they put the consumers' needs ~~advice~~ above anything else. Sony and Microsoft do this all the time simply for market share.

Edit: didn't check autocorrect before posting

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 13 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Not at a loss. We still don't know the prices of the new wave of hardware, but some Valve spokesperson has said that they wouldn't subsidize the price of the hardware with future game sales. They've also said, when the Steam Deck was launched, that affordability was a massive factor in the design, and that some of the decisions to make that happen were "painful".

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[–] x00z@lemmy.world 15 points 17 hours ago

All of the Valve employees are making bank. I don't think they'll be changing their core values any time soon even if he dies.

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 14 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Unfortunately gaming might already be dead with these RAM prices and Micron giving up on the consumer space. Unless Valve wants to start buying chips wholesale and selling DIMM and SODIMM modules.

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[–] SpaceScotsman@startrek.website 14 points 17 hours ago (10 children)

Forgot about steam's forced DRM on purchases. Forgot about their inconsistent policing of content in games they sell. Forgot about steam not wanting accounts to be inherited when you pass away. Forgot about their 30% cut for small devs while bigger devs get a smaller cut. Forgot about a lot of things.

[–] hoppolito@mander.xyz 30 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Don’t read this as a general defence of steam but I do want to correct a factual mistake: there is no forced DRM on steam.

Plenty of games are released on steam which do not rely on the steam client to be started and are in fact DRM-free. They can be backed up, and played on any machine without steam installed.

Some examples are Cyberpunk2077, the System Shock remake, Shadow tactics, and most of the devolver digital catalogue. The issue I personally have is that steam itself does not declare the difference anywhere in the store front, but at least it is always accurately catalogued on the lovely pcgamingwiki.

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[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 14 points 12 hours ago (30 children)

Never thought I’d see the day when Lemmy has nice things to say about a billionaire who owns multiple yachts!

There’s a story recently about how a huge percentage of people’s steam libraries are never played. People just spending money on steam sales and amassing huge backlogs of games they’ll never get to. Valve has mastered the art of using sales to create FOMO and drive unnecessary spending!

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