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Pretty sure most squirrels are also terrible drivers.

You can use basically any HTTP server to achieve that, like Apache or Nginx. If the directory (specified by the path in the URL) doesn't contain a file that matches the default file in the config (index.html and such), the server will list the directory contents instead.

Lempo isn't a fertility god, though. His areas are erotic love, sex, and sexual prowess. He is also known by the feminine name Lemmätär or Lemmetär (-tar and -tär being feminizing suffixes). It's not surprising that Christian revisionists turned him into one of the chief demons.

Only a Genius could come up with a scheme that offloads the cost of their own laziness to the customer. Exactly the kind of innovation that Steve Jobs stood for.

"I'll pray for you" but it's a prayer to Lempo, god of fucking from Finnish mythology.

Get yourself a pocket president to legitimize everything you do and crime becomes legal.

Battery is dead. Customer disservice can't run diagnostics software on it because it won't turn on because the battery is dead. They won't replace the battery because the battery is dead. That entire cult is a fucking farce.

And Tolkien's Legendarium is just a bunch of hastily-written bedtime stories for Chris, right?

I'm sure Fabulous Bill has a couple of attachments that would make even Slaanesh blush.

Some people are just really passionate about their tiny yellow plastic toy soldiers all having imaginary penises. The penises are important to them. They can't bear to imagine a Legio Custodes that doesn't have a full armament of cock.

> be me
> have violent shit

I have achieved Comedy.

Actually, Jon scores 2 by the time The Survey is conducted.

Link is NSFL. Seriously.