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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago

You can use basically any HTTP server to achieve that, like Apache or Nginx. If the directory (specified by the path in the URL) doesn't contain a file that matches the default file in the config (index.html and such), the server will list the directory contents instead.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Lempo isn't a fertility god, though. His areas are erotic love, sex, and sexual prowess. He is also known by the feminine name Lemmätär or Lemmetär (-tar and -tär being feminizing suffixes). It's not surprising that Christian revisionists turned him into one of the chief demons.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

Only a Genius could come up with a scheme that offloads the cost of their own laziness to the customer. Exactly the kind of innovation that Steve Jobs stood for.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (4 children)

"I'll pray for you" but it's a prayer to Lempo, god of fucking from Finnish mythology.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

Get yourself a pocket president to legitimize everything you do and crime becomes legal.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

And Tolkien's Legendarium is just a bunch of hastily-written bedtime stories for Chris, right?

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

I'm sure Fabulous Bill has a couple of attachments that would make even Slaanesh blush.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (9 children)

Some people are just really passionate about their tiny yellow plastic toy soldiers all having imaginary penises. The penises are important to them. They can't bear to imagine a Legio Custodes that doesn't have a full armament of cock.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 25 points 5 days ago
> be me
> have violent shit

I have achieved Comedy.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Actually, Jon scores 2 by the time The Survey is conducted.

Link is NSFL. Seriously.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Could be asbesthos sheets. Still regrettably common in former Soviet countries.

 

LED lights are great, but I miss having a mini hot plate on my desk to mindlessly touch and burn my hand.

(Do kids even watch cartoons these days, or do they go into scrolling withdrawal before the first commercial break?)

 
 
  • see cool video on front page
  • click
  • "Haha, fuck you, you've just clicked on the invisible button that takes up half the thumbnail like a fucking moron!"
  • redirected to the sponsorship info page
  • go back
  • video gone

why are you completely incapable of making a functional website you wet dildo

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