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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

Slaanesh's sixth circle of seduction: indolency.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

I've made that exact comparison before. TLS uses encryption; ransomware also uses encryption; by their logic, serving web content through HTTPS with no way to bypass it is a form of malware. The same goes for injecting their donation banner using an iframe.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago (10 children)

But don't you know that Anubis is MALWARE?

...according to some of the clowns at the FSF, which is definitely one of the opinions to have. https://www.fsf.org/blogs/sysadmin/our-small-team-vs-millions-of-bots

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

No, that's "incompetent". "Invincible" means not having the means to pay for legal representation.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 218 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"When a gift horse is munching on one's carrot, one must be very careful not to look it in the mouth." - Albert Confucius, 1969-04-20

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My immediate thought is a cron job that tests the user account's last login time and fires a script if it is exceeded.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Pretty sure most squirrels are also terrible drivers.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (3 children)

You can use basically any HTTP server to achieve that, like Apache or Nginx. If the directory (specified by the path in the URL) doesn't contain a file that matches the default file in the config (index.html and such), the server will list the directory contents instead.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Lempo isn't a fertility god, though. His areas are erotic love, sex, and sexual prowess. He is also known by the feminine name Lemmätär or Lemmetär (-tar and -tär being feminizing suffixes). It's not surprising that Christian revisionists turned him into one of the chief demons.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

Only a Genius could come up with a scheme that offloads the cost of their own laziness to the customer. Exactly the kind of innovation that Steve Jobs stood for.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (4 children)

"I'll pray for you" but it's a prayer to Lempo, god of fucking from Finnish mythology.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

Get yourself a pocket president to legitimize everything you do and crime becomes legal.

 

LED lights are great, but I miss having a mini hot plate on my desk to mindlessly touch and burn my hand.

(Do kids even watch cartoons these days, or do they go into scrolling withdrawal before the first commercial break?)

 
 
  • see cool video on front page
  • click
  • "Haha, fuck you, you've just clicked on the invisible button that takes up half the thumbnail like a fucking moron!"
  • redirected to the sponsorship info page
  • go back
  • video gone

why are you completely incapable of making a functional website you wet dildo

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