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[–] Zidane@lemmy.ca 85 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 11 points 16 hours ago

Useless nobody + Micky7 ass post

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 22 points 22 hours ago

Also pictured: your life after dating her

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 21 points 21 hours ago

This nobody has a lot of opinions 👴

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 19 points 15 hours ago
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 14 points 22 hours ago

Nobody nothing?

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 12 points 9 hours ago

Post butt pic

looks at butt

"Hey don't look at my butt"

Then why did you post it?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 points 22 hours ago

Not nobody!

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 10 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Hupf@feddit.org 8 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 54 minutes ago

Thanks buddy.

Belly rubs

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I don't get it, maybe cause I don't have Instagram. What's this meant to represent, since I assume it's not about trucks doing impossible u-turns

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Girls on instagram all pose butt first for no reason other than clout bait.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (4 children)

So what's with the Nobody: modifier? Doesn't that mean it isn't happening that way?

I'm so confused.

Edit: asking a question, shove your fucking downvotes up your fucking ass.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

The “Nobody:” means nobody asked for it, but they do it anyway.

[–] Roedelius@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

Never understood this. Then it should be 'everybody:', right? because now 'nobody' is silent

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 4 points 9 hours ago

Someone added it to the top of a meme that it kind of made sense on and now every fucking meme has

Nobody:

At the top as if it adds any fucking thing to it in any way whatsoever.

[–] Squirrelanna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 14 hours ago

It's supposed to read like dialogue.

[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

not all girls (!)

also some boys too

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 1 points 2 hours ago

Boys are just girls but not.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 17 hours ago

Isn't this the Hawkeye pose in comics?

(Hawkeye pose = the butt+boobs twist commonly used on covers that looks ridiculous when Hawkeye is drawn in the same pose, and he is, unofficially, at least).

[–] doritoshave9sides@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

Someone post more steel ass please

[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

Who's going to turn this into the meme of the guy looking back and the angry girl?

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 hours ago

~~nobody~~ dudes on Instagram: hand in pants while pointing gun at screen

[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 4 points 15 hours ago

The jillknife pose.

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

She got a booty like a long haul truck, but I can send you down Interstate 95!