WeirdGoesPro

Chicken soup for the soul, not the organs.

And I hope we’re imagining the same kind of suckerfish.

Or one of those fish that clean the side of the tank in Chinese restaurants.

They ignored a load of other really massive crimes from Trump’s first administration—why would they have gone after him for this one?

This is just a glory hole with extra steps.

This is not very well thought out. People survive accidents all the time, far more than they die from them. It is confirmation bias that makes you feel like it is easy to die from one because people only focus on the bad ones. Normal injuries and close calls fly under the radar.

Go on, kiss the fish!

America takes over America to ensure it is run by Americans.

This is correct. RSTLNE. Real wheeler’s know what I’m talkin’ about.

We aren’t really cool with that though, people tend to write a longer personal note inside those cards.

He won’t be able to run due to the poop shoes.

Step one, poop in a paper bag.
Step two, light the bag on fire.
Step three, laugh at Preacher Poop Shoes.