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[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 68 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I don't get these guys. My wife is a couple inches taller than me and it... just doesn't matter? If anything it puts my face closer to the boobies, so what's the problem?

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 28 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Guys are being spoonfed by the monosphere the narrative that if they're 1cm too short or 1kg too heavy, women immediately despise them.

It keeps them trapped in a self fulfilling cycle of despair and watching mysoginist grifter content online.

[–] hakase@lemmy.zip 25 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (3 children)

I mean, that's actually what happens though. Two weeks ago my wife and I were setting up two friends of ours on a blind date, and literally her first question was "how tall is he?" She of course got pissy when I asked what I should tell him if he asked about her weight.

The manosphere is only able to capitalize on this rhetoric because it's largely based in truth. Hashtag not all women, but enough of them for practically every guy under six feet to have a rejection story for being too short.

To act like stuff like this isn't happening to guys daily is being willfully ignorant, and not working to change this culture is only going to drive more men to the horrible people who at least acknowledge that their problems are real.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I don't get why height specifically anyway?

[–] hakase@lemmy.zip 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I honestly don't either - it's probably just as arbitrary and socialized as boob size preferences. Maybe someone here with a background in sociology or anthropology can shed some light?

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 8 hours ago

I do wonder. It seems really important to women. Probably the whole stereotype of what a man should be, and a man being small ruins it for them instantly.

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 2 points 4 hours ago

Of course some women dismiss men who are shorter than them, there are also men who dismiss women because their tits are too small or too big or a myriad other reasons.

The manosphere manipulates that and has used it to warp the minds and self worth of an entire generation slightly ugly or slightly short guys who are all perfectly capable of finding a partner and having deeply meaningful relationships with others.

Good luck "changing the culture" though, whatever that means.

[–] e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de 37 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

If this bunny can date a girl bunny four times its size, you can date a woman a few centimeters taller.

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[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Bro if I could only find a woman who’s like >2m…

I would love to be the little spoon for once :(

[–] Eq0@literature.cafe 17 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

You can be the little spoon even when you are much taller than your partner ;)

[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

I’m not sure it’s really spooning if she can’t bend at the hips because the end of my back is far below them and basically at the height of her knees. Not sure having to lay down completely straight is a comfortable position lol

I suppose a short girl could spoon me traditionally if she wants to be facing my lower back but that’s not really what I want either

[–] Eq0@literature.cafe 11 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

When I spoon my partner, we match hips and my face is somewhere between their shoulder blades

[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Okay I can’t say I wouldn’t like but I guess I really just wish someone much larger than me would cuddle with me so that I could feel small I guess or like protected? Idk it’s hard to explain

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Let me guess, you are also like 2.1m?

[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Thankfully I’m slightly shorter than that, but not by enough that there are many women as tall or taller than me. I think the z-score of a girl in America being as tall as me is like 3.9, so only approximately 0.004% of women are as tall or taller than me.

If you’re over 2.1m you have my sympathies

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

It’s called jetpacking

What I do it put my knees fully into their knees and wrap my torso around their butt, arms around their waist/low chest. I only reach half way up their back (I’m smol) but they love having my head rest against the middle of their back.

[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 hours ago

But I want a very tall person to cuddle with me so that I can feel smol :(

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 11 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Or when you like men who are the same height or shorter than you ... but are quite short yourself. I assume many tall heterosexual women aren't happy with their height, either.

Either way it doesn't matter if you literally never go out to meet people.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I know the solution....get off 4 chan

It's hard to find a community that agrees with you when you say that you are a loser.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 10 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

My gf is shorter than me by a a few centimeters(maybe like an inch for you americans) but she wears heels so she seems taller and thats a postitive if you ask me.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 1 points 4 hours ago

They were talking about women not liking short guys, not them not liking tall women.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I mean I actually got a date. So I can't be that ugly.

But I am almost definitely pretty damn autistic.

[–] Tonava@sopuli.xyz 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Hey I am ugly and autistic, and still have been in a long-term relationship for years. Some people just are into it

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 3 points 9 hours ago

I was married for 12 years.

I made a mistake with that, so yeah. Kinda fucked myself over with it. Didnt actually start learning Bout the 'tism part until recently

[–] malware@lemmy.zip 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Same. 2m tall and get 0 sweethearts. Therapy wasn't much help with anxiety caused by this. It is really painful, knowing that I'll be forever alone. Contemplating taking an easy way out since September.

[–] Eq0@literature.cafe 12 points 19 hours ago

My partner is almost 2m tall. The have often complained that their size easily scares people off. I’m sorry about the anxiety. It sucks.

I believe the world is better with you in it. If you want to chat, I’m available.

[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

cant figure out if Annon has too much Tormund energy or not enough

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[–] Helix8o8@lemy.lol 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Yaa lotta guys get the rough end of the stick. I feel. I've been trying for roughly a decade to flip the tables. Sick of the "female specimens" nonsense.

[–] Helix8o8@lemy.lol 5 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

By flip, I mean that men and women have been playing chess. And I want to upend the table and poop on it. Ooga booga

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago

This is leader material.

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 21 hours ago

There are definitely people into that.

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 3 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Hmm, what opening did they use?

[–] BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

The icbm gambit. A meme spin on tennison

[–] Helix8o8@lemy.lol 1 points 19 hours ago

I prefer the both back rows are randomized version of chess personally

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago

I fail to see the problem.

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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 9 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah but Danny DeVito is charisma incarnate

Part of him being charisma incarnate is having exactly zero fucks to give about how his appearance differs from conventional attractiveness.

Part of the incel anticharisma comes from obsessing over how some facet of your appearance means never getting laid.

Turns out just being chill about shit is sexy AF.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago

It doesn't hurt that he also has a magnum dong.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

But she's about the same height as him, and calls him "The Barnacle" due to his penis::body ratio.

[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 9 hours ago

get a haircut and grow some tits

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 4 hours ago

6'6'' and I only ever get like 1 girl to even talk to me on an app to every 10 dudes that actually meet me.

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 1 points 3 hours ago

Wear high heels

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