stevedice

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[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Twice I got my face plastered on the flyers of a conference because none of the other speakers looked Mexican enough. I still don't know if I should have been offended.

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 hours ago

I'm curious. Do you just speak like this on purpose or is it a consequence of too much reddit?

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 hours ago

Having a standardised ID across all of the country does fix that. Unless every state is allowed to do their own, in which case, yes, it's stupid.

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

THIS. Fun fact: Arizona IDs don't have (or didn't use to have) expiration dates or just say something stupid like "EXPIRES 01/01/2075". I can't blame anyone who isn't from Arizona for looking at an exp date 50 years in the future and believing it's fake.

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 1 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Sounds stupid but honestly I'm down with it. I worked at a bank checking IDs and I'm sure more than once I wrongly suspended accounts due to fake IDs because the US can't fucking get it together when it comes to what an ID even is.

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why, oh why, do you think you deserve my time and effort for anything else than making fun of your lack of intelligence and social skills?

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 day ago (4 children)

And this just cements the fact that you can't read. You're not original, because your dumb misinterpreted study has been posted and debunked to hell and back.

The person I just celebrated an anniversary with would be very amused to read this. And like me, she'd recognize

And you're also delusional. I'm not surprised.

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

Then I would tell you you're not original, we've all seen that "data" and it doesn't say what you think it says so you can't read. I'd also remind you reactions like that are why you're single.

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Impossible. It's the females!

*insert Skinner meme*

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

Sometimes I conjure up the delusion that having a big feline is doable if raised from birth because my little feline is such an adorable baby that she shows her belly to literally everyone she sees even when she's never met them. But even this cute ball of fluff will dig her claws into my leg to avoid falling when she rolls over while napping on my lap. Imagine if those claws were 4 cm.

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What if I don't wanna get shipped to El Salvador for throwing up gang signs?

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