this post was submitted on 06 Nov 2025
361 points (98.1% liked)
Greentext
7315 readers
742 users here now
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
- Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
Bro if I could only find a woman who’s like >2m…
I would love to be the little spoon for once :(
You can be the little spoon even when you are much taller than your partner ;)
I’m not sure it’s really spooning if she can’t bend at the hips because the end of my back is far below them and basically at the height of her knees. Not sure having to lay down completely straight is a comfortable position lol
I suppose a short girl could spoon me traditionally if she wants to be facing my lower back but that’s not really what I want either
When I spoon my partner, we match hips and my face is somewhere between their shoulder blades
Okay I can’t say I wouldn’t like but I guess I really just wish someone much larger than me would cuddle with me so that I could feel small I guess or like protected? Idk it’s hard to explain
Let me guess, you are also like 2.1m?
Thankfully I’m slightly shorter than that, but not by enough that there are many women as tall or taller than me. I think the z-score of a girl in America being as tall as me is like 3.9, so only approximately 0.004% of women are as tall or taller than me.
If you’re over 2.1m you have my sympathies
I'm 1.63m
It’s called jetpacking
What I do it put my knees fully into their knees and wrap my torso around their butt, arms around their waist/low chest. I only reach half way up their back (I’m smol) but they love having my head rest against the middle of their back.
But I want a very tall person to cuddle with me so that I can feel smol :(
collapsed inline media