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Anon likes a girl (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Okay I can’t say I wouldn’t like but I guess I really just wish someone much larger than me would cuddle with me so that I could feel small I guess or like protected? Idk it’s hard to explain

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Let me guess, you are also like 2.1m?

[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Thankfully I’m slightly shorter than that, but not by enough that there are many women as tall or taller than me. I think the z-score of a girl in America being as tall as me is like 3.9, so only approximately 0.004% of women are as tall or taller than me.

If you’re over 2.1m you have my sympathies