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[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

It’s called jetpacking

What I do it put my knees fully into their knees and wrap my torso around their butt, arms around their waist/low chest. I only reach half way up their back (I’m smol) but they love having my head rest against the middle of their back.

[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 hours ago

But I want a very tall person to cuddle with me so that I can feel smol :(