starman2112

joined 2 years ago
[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I'd rather be the one with chronic wasting disease bc I have thalassophobia

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 days ago (5 children)

One of them gets chronic wasting disease and the other one set the record for the heaviest motherfucker on the planet, I know who I'd rather be

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ask that big dead guy whether he'd rather be manly or alive

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

Retiarius, gimme that net and trident

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 days ago

They never said otherwise. They're just talking about a relatively recent cultural shift towards blocking people for no real reason

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I literally can't imagine a box that makes things cold being made cooler by having a screen on it

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's a fucking box that makes things cold. Humanity is cooked if we can't bring ourselves to look away from a screen for all the time it takes to get a slice of cheese out of the fridge

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

Just a regular platypus.

PERRY THE PLATYPUS!?

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Me when I'm a white Utahn Mormon boy and I google antifascist slogans so I can pretend to be a leftist

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago

Me when I engage in em-dashes, rules of three, and promotional language — it expertly sets off sensitive AI language generation detection methods, cleverly appearing to other users that I'm using a Large Language Model myself.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

Unless of course you're in Louisiana, in which case the police can keep interrogating you as long as they want. The Louisiana supreme court deserves the death penalty for their blatant violation of Warren Demesme's constitutional rights

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 weeks ago

Forged in the heart of a dying star

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