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[–] wizzor@sopuli.xyz 227 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Except...

This works as a tactile feedback that your mag is empty.

Wine at lunch is just one of their secret weapons.

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 47 points 3 days ago

I just involuntarily hon hon hon-ed at this revelation

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I've heard this before, and believed it to be a practical design for a while, but when I started shooting, I realized that you can definitely tell when you've ran out of bullets in the mag because the bolt typically locks back and feels distinctly different than a normal cycle

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 72 points 2 days ago (2 children)

In a combat situation, with other explosions and shit going on around you, it’s easier to feel two pops instead of three or whatever than to notice your bolt locked after three pops.

It’s designed for war, it’s not a toy for the range.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 69 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Fair enough. They should've installed a little speaker that went, "sacrebleu! You have run out of ze bullets!" instead. I think that would've been more noticeable than just two pops instead of three.

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's hard to figure out who is out of bullets by counting pops, it's easier to aim at the guys who's gun just yelled "Sacre blue"

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It depends. If you're fighting the French and hear, "sacrebleu", you may just think one of them is starting a sentence.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago

Also important, if instead you hear "tabarnak" or "calice", that's probably a Quebecois spy and you should leave them alive as your goals are likely aligned against the French.

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Should probably change the sound of the gun firing to sound like croissa-a-a-ant so we can tell them apart from American gun which of course just play country music.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

from American gun which of course just play country music.

Ever wonder why our guns burst fire in three? Listen to the intro to "Fortunate Son".

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 19 points 2 days ago

It's designed for war, it’s not a toy for the range

visible American confusion

[–] rockstarmode@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

The rifle pictured is a FAMAS, and the bolt does not lock open after the last round.

Though you're not totally wrong, fewer bangs than you expect on the last trigger pull is pretty easy to notice.

[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 71 points 3 days ago

Barrage à trois

[–] ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca 53 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Look, buddy, numbers in French are hard enough as it is.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How many 20s is the number?

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago
[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The French only learned to count to 60 (except for the dialect that learned to count to 70)

[–] Tja@programming.dev 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Tja@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago

I loled. Good job.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 1 points 2 days ago
[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

You guys got nothing on the Danes.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 46 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Mags are often designed to hold rounds in multiples of 5, so ten, twenty and twenty five can be found for some guns. 3 round burst is common, so a rifle having a 3 round burst and a magazine in multiples of 5 is super normal. Many US military automatic rifles like the M4 also fire 3 round bursts. 20, 30, and 40 round magazines are available for the M4. French ain’t got nothing to do with it having non-multiples of 3 in all magazine sizes. Also, the FAMAS has an available 30 round magazine…which is divisible by 3.

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 35 points 2 days ago

It just fires that last bullet three time.

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 34 points 3 days ago

Ha. Looks like besides the 25 round mag, a 30 round is available. As is single shot mode.

[–] psycotica0@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 days ago

Duh, it probably divides by 3 in metric...

[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

8 bursts for the enemy, and if that doesn't do the trick, there's one bullet left for you

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 days ago

Once you've pulled the trigger for a three-round burst, your hand becomes free and you can change the mag while the first round is still being fired. Duh.

[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 14 points 3 days ago

It’s the hotdog conspiracy in full effect

[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Be careful, last time I saw french jokes on Lemmy some butt hurt frog came out of the woodwork and exploded in the comments

[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 days ago

A French person? Protesting? No way!

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Sacré bleu! Bordel! Mille millions des tonneres de Brest!

[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

25+1 is still not divisible by 3. The FAMAS F1 is just not well thought through. I mean they kind of fixed it with the G2 that takes standard STANAG mags.

[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

yeah was making a bad joke about people forgetting that there's one in the chamber so it could've been like a 29 round mag which isn't divisible by three but if it had one in the chamber then suddenly it works, but yeah you're right

[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

Oh, I did not realise the joke. But then again I‘m the person who would see a "honk if you like muffins" car sticker and honk because I like muffins.