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fucking French (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Should probably change the sound of the gun firing to sound like croissa-a-a-ant so we can tell them apart from American gun which of course just play country music.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

from American gun which of course just play country music.

Ever wonder why our guns burst fire in three? Listen to the intro to "Fortunate Son".