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[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 69 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Fair enough. They should've installed a little speaker that went, "sacrebleu! You have run out of ze bullets!" instead. I think that would've been more noticeable than just two pops instead of three.

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's hard to figure out who is out of bullets by counting pops, it's easier to aim at the guys who's gun just yelled "Sacre blue"

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It depends. If you're fighting the French and hear, "sacrebleu", you may just think one of them is starting a sentence.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago

Also important, if instead you hear "tabarnak" or "calice", that's probably a Quebecois spy and you should leave them alive as your goals are likely aligned against the French.

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Should probably change the sound of the gun firing to sound like croissa-a-a-ant so we can tell them apart from American gun which of course just play country music.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

from American gun which of course just play country music.

Ever wonder why our guns burst fire in three? Listen to the intro to "Fortunate Son".