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fucking French (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 3 days ago by rumschlumpel@feddit.org to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's hard to figure out who is out of bullets by counting pops, it's easier to aim at the guys who's gun just yelled "Sacre blue"

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It depends. If you're fighting the French and hear, "sacrebleu", you may just think one of them is starting a sentence.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago

Also important, if instead you hear "tabarnak" or "calice", that's probably a Quebecois spy and you should leave them alive as your goals are likely aligned against the French.