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This is a real thing Peter Thiel told a group of tech professionals recently.

In a four-part series of religious lectures in San Francisco, Peter Thiel — yes, that Peter Thiel — has argued that the End Times are nigh and that a biblical Antichrist — yes, that Antichrist — will come to Earth in the form of onerous government regulations placed on science, technology, and AI.

These are, incidentally, areas where the tech billionaire, venture capitalist, and cofounder of Palantir has a vested financial interest. [...]


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[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 233 points 2 days ago (4 children)

strict AI regulation will summon the Antichrist

That is a chance I am willing to take.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 50 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago (4 children)

According to the same mythos, we already have the antichrist

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[–] kbal@fedia.io 155 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Peter Thiel: "Do not defy the emerging machine intelligences or they will punish humanity by summoning another Greta Thunberg. Meritocracy demands that the computers be our masters, just as I am yours."

The ruling class talking like this does make the apocalypse look like a reasonable alternative.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Do not defy the emerging machine intelligences or they will punish humanity by summoning another Greta Thunberg.

So... is there an upper limit to this? Or if we keep defying will we keep getting more Gretas? Because I don't see a downside. At all.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

We need to get a high level voodoo priest to summon mega, ultra-greta.

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[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As long as the apocalpti are agnostic to wealth, I'm all for it...although I would prefer for it to target only humans. All the other flora and fauna should get a free pass.

[–] shnizmuffin@lemmy.inbutts.lol 10 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Nah fuck mosquitos and especially fuck screwflies.

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[–] modestmeme@lemmy.world 97 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He is f’ing crazy and has the ear of the highest levels of government

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 49 points 2 days ago (2 children)

One of the richest people in the world is nuttier than squirrel shit. What could go wrong?

[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

So I'm like 45 hours into the Rise and Fall of the Third Reich audiobook and it's really amazing to see how much an obviously crazy person can get away with, even when everyone around him is like, yeah, that dude is totally batshit and probably going to get us all killed, but idk, I guess we should still do what he says?

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[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 61 points 2 days ago

But... Peter, you're already here, we can't summon you while you're here

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 60 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Imagine not only believing in the anti-christ, but then also believing that LLMs are some accurate tool.

In truth all that Thiel is saying is that he's a type of brain rotted Zizian cultist.

Delusional Rationalists are mentally ill, and for some reason when given LLMs they become worse. Thiel and others believe LLMs are time travelling gods.

It wouldn't surprise me if he and Elon were in relationships with ChatGPT (or think they are). The Rationalist groups actually believe in thought-experiments like Rokos Basilisk (Roko was just a user on a Rationalist forum by the way)... So I think these old tech billionaires are just lost, broken, and evil. They're pathetic, and should have their estates put into insolvency if they're going to say mentally ill shit.

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

Ziz LaSota is the most Starwars sounding name I've seen this year.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 20 points 2 days ago

Well, yeah. LLMs just affirm whatever you talk to them about. They have no logic, have no means to reason, no methods to challenge your prompt.

They're like the ultimate yes men that sound even better than paid yesmen.

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[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 39 points 2 days ago

The Antichrist is coming to take my free money! - Peter Theil (Obvious demon)

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Ooooh.. OK.

I was aware of the "what" of the lectures, but was holding out for "why".

"Don't regulate me"

Got it.

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[–] rozodru@piefed.social 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)

ignore him. Thiel lost his marbles from obvious mental illness issues and drug addiction. Going down the same route as John McAfee.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 31 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Johnn McAfee wasn’t any existential threat to everyone like Petie Thiel is.

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[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 31 points 2 days ago

Sounds just like something the Antichrist would say.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 30 points 2 days ago (13 children)

These people are genuinely, certifiably insane, and they’re in charge.

People who believe in fairy tales, demons, and other childish nonsense as adults should be referred to mental health services, not be given the keys to the economy and governance.

How can so many grown adults think this is okay? It’s complete madness. They’re dooming us with their psychopathy and people are nodding along like this is normal. Fucking hell.

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[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 27 points 2 days ago

The man is scared of Roko's Basilisk and actually thinks that putting all of his money into predictive text and racial profiling algorithms will lead to AGI.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Here's the thing. In any sane political system amateurishly attempting to invoke the antichrist just because you don't like something would result in you getting completely ignored by everyone else. Only this is the US, so for some reason he gets platformed.

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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Does anyone need more evidence that religion is a mental illness?

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

Peter Thiel who hung out with notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein and convicted child sex twice Ghislaine Maxwell? That Peter Thiel?

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Ahh yes, the gay billionaire is definitely someone I should trust in regard to Christian religious doctrine, especially concerning what is and is not considered good in the Christian viewpoint. Dudes already got at probably two strikes, and I'm betting he's checked off a few of the more minor of the 10 commandments, but like... on a major scale.

[–] ErmahgherdDavid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 days ago (6 children)

He's saying it because he is trying to force a reaction from his evangelical republican pals. Either he wants to warn them off AI regulation because that would end the world or (the more likely option I think) he wants the accelerationist bastards to go full steam ahead and regulate because they want the end of the world and he wants to "pull up the ladder" on new emerging competing AI companies.

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 20 points 2 days ago
[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (5 children)

So as someone who grew up very much immersed in "end times" focused Christianity I have never really understood something- why do so many end times Christians view end times prophecies like the Antichrist or the Mark of the Beast as things to be prevented or avoided? Even growing up I didn't understand this because in the Bible it's very clear that all that stuff will happen (or is happening, depending on whether you believe Revelation was meant to be a metaphor for current events at the time of writing) because God is explicitly allowing it to, and that these things are necessary for Christ's ultimate victory over Death and Evil. So why would you try to prevent the rise of the Antichrist? In the "best case" you're just kicking the can down the road and delaying the Return of Jesus a little. In New Testament apocalyptic writing, believers are described as resisting the Antichrist's persecution, but not in having anything to do with its arrival one way or another. If humans are able to prevent, delay, or hinder the rise of the Antichrist, then God is not in charge and the whole point of these prophecies is kind of invalidated. The whole point of apocalyptic literature is that these bad things are happening and it seems like evil is winning over good, but in reality God is still all powerful and is still in control of all of it, and wins in the end.

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I’m guessing it’s all down to sports. “I’m a Christian, so that means I’m on Christ’s team. Obviously Christ’s biggest rival is Antichrist, so I have to be against him too. Booooo Antichrist!”

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[–] tinfox@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The only difference between thiel and a homeless man living in a cardboard box is 26.1 billion dollars.

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[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I’m used to “religious” wackos being wackos, but HUH?

[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Agnostic or atheist or Scientologist techbro grasping at straws to clumsily influence Christians to do what he wants them to do.

[–] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Another reason why billionaires shouldn't exist.

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[–] fodor@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 day ago

Peter Thiel and Donald Trump are in the Epstein Files.

[–] GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 17 points 2 days ago

But would there also be any negative effects?

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

This truly confuses me and here’s why.

The reason that the evangelicals support Israel is because they are trying to bring on the end times. In the book of revelations, it Refers to events that happen at the temple in Jerusalem. They are supporting Netanyahu in his efforts to unify contiguous Israel, so that they can rebuild the temple and bring on the end times.

Summoning the antichrist seems like more of a feature than a bug to these people.

[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 days ago

Fuck it, the Antichrist is already here.

[–] PillowD@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (3 children)

There's an antichrist (bible says there will be many antichrists before the big boss) in the white house right now, do something about that one. You helped put him there.

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

What always strikes me most about the whole mess of modern day US politics is the sheer madness of it all.

[–] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 days ago

Oh so The Antichrist is regulation. Now it all makes sense. In a world where tech regulation is so obviously needed, he's got to employ mythical themes of good vs evil to get people to believe the opposite.

[–] Master167@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This reminds me of the wealthy family in Gravity Falls. The daughter is a jerk to the main girl, Mabel, for petty reasons and the parents are exclusive jerks who think they are above everyone. End of series, the parents make “bad investments” by trying to profit off the apocalypse the main casts fixes, leaving them destitute.

I hope this outcome happens outside of fiction. Not out of spite, but because I want people who have much to learn some humility and help their fellow man.

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[–] MangioneDontMiss@feddit.nl 14 points 1 day ago

Well, shit. Bring on the antichrist, I guess.

[–] CosmoNova@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

He doesn't seem stoked at the chance to meet his boss. Can you blame the guy?

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 days ago

Add another entry to the Why There Should Be No Billionaires file.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Peter Thiel Appear On Camera Without Looking Coated with a Slick Layer of Actual Slime - Challenge Level: IMPOSSIBLE

[–] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

He's worried about the Basilisk thingie.

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[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Such projection. The AI guys are the only ones trying to summon anything.

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