No Stupid Questions

Visit some national parks if you can (while they still exist).

Visit some of the National Parks, aka America's best idea.

Some amazing ones (they're all amazing, tbh) in no particular order:

• Yosemite
• Arches / Canyonlands (close to each other)
• Yellowstone
• Grand Tetons
• Glacier
• Denali
• Olympic

Buy some non US-based cloud storage and copy all your sensitive data to it, and delete said data from personal devices before leaving the country, so you can safely allow customs access to devices if required.

Retrieve data from the cloud when you arrive in the destination country.

1. consider keeping your US phone number until all banking stuff is done since many banks do 2fa and this can be a giant pain after moving. Try to switch to an app if possible. Many providers also disallow known VoIP numbers.
2. driving license was another one mentioned. Having it not expire before you can transfer it is preferable (assuming the target country allows transfer. Japan didn't until after two years after I got here and my license expired so I had to start from zero despite driving for 15+ years in the US). You may need to get notarized driving records which is also easier before you leave.
3. go through and change/cancel anything with an address on file -- can be much easier from within the US. I went through the past year's bank records to find anything sneaky that doesn't renew monthly. If you have things that only renew every N years, don't forget to cancel or update those (domain names, for instance).
4. Make sure all city, municipal, county, state, and federal tax stuff will be OK to do after leaving (sometimes, some prep is needed)
5. If you have any retirement plans like 401ks, IRAs, etc. see about rolling them over or whatever
6. maybe do something with social security with regard to your target country if an agreement is in place, particularly if you didn't work long enough to claim it. You can get US SS overseas in the vast majority of countries, but there are also certain provisions where you wouldn't or it would be reduced based on what you have in the target country.
7. Freeze credit reports at the agencies as others mentioned

Obviously this is entirely dependent on where you're moving to, but I struggled to find the following when living abroad:

• good (American-style) pizza
• good Mexican food
• good BBQ
• certain ice cream flavors (like cherries jubilee/cherry garcia)
• wide open spaces completely devoid of people
• large-group events of a boisterous and goofy nature
• certain types of museums/educational facilities (such as good zoos/wildlife rehab open to the public and interactive science museums)

Get an FBI background check, and get it apostilled. Easy to do from your local post office in the US, difficult and expensive to do outside the us, and you will need it for many things you might want to do in other countries

Freeze your credit profiles

Open as many credit cards as you can and spend all the money and don't worry about paying it back it's all good

Get a few public library cards. Then abroad you can use it to borrow ebooks and audiobooks for free.

Yes. But im not allowed to say it. But you most definitely should

Yosemite

Grand Canyon

Yellowstone

Avenue of the Giants

Add to this list any national parks you were thinking about visiting. After this administration, they may not be around anymore.

Sorry it came to this. We sane few who remain will miss you; we will undoubtedly be worse for losing the diversity of thought (and snarky humor) expats like you bring.

The best advice in the thread so far was to freeze your credit. And I'd add: don't assume you'll never want to come back just because your current self doesn't forsee it. For your own sake, don't burn bridges out of spite.

Close the door firmly after you leave.

Take me with you!!

Honestly, if you have a chance go to Washington DC the museums are beautiful. If you’re leaving permanently, you probably will never see them again.

Eat some good barbeque.

Currently in the same boat, though I'm a citizen

1. Figure out your car and drivers license stuff. Some countries have an agreement that lets you swap a US license for theirs.

2. Mail forwarding. Either forward your mail to someone you trust or pay for an international forwarding service. You're still gonna be getting mail afterwards, like credit card renewals.

3. You'll likely have to do the same for finances

4. Go through everything you own and trim down. Whatever you don't get rid of, you'll have to deal with customs.

And finally, get a lawyer. No seriously. I know they're expensive but you don't want to fuck around with emigrating on your own. You're gonna have pleeeenty of questions for them

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Wipe your feet on the way out.

Go to a country which is better than the US. So skip North Korea, Somalia, Palestine. Then you're good.

Scheiß dem Trump vor's weiße Haus.

Take me with?

Take me with you.

Were you just on H1-B status the entire time?

Have a plan for investments and bank accounts.

Update correspondence information.

Sell or give everything you are not taking.

My answer depends on whether the country you’re going to has an extradition treaty with the United States.

Pee on Kissinger's grave?

Go camp at a dark sky park for a weekend.

Hard to come up with non-joke suggestions without knowing the locale. Seattle? Un Bien. Las Vegas? The Double Down Saloon. San Francisco? Smitten. Portland? Powell's books.

Generally? Grab a pebbled ice machine and turn the lights off on your way out.

Vandalise something