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[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 216 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)
[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 72 points 1 day ago

That particular allegory didn't quite click until now, certainly that is become much clearer that it will just tell you what you want to hear, not necessarily anything true

[–] tomiant@programming.dev 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not really. A mirror shows an actual reflection of yourself. An AI response is a highly curated version of a particular subset of ideas, in fact, the more I think about it the more this analogy straight up implodes.

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[–] Alloi@lemmy.world 88 points 1 day ago

aint no daughter o' mine DATIN' NO GYOT DANG CLANKER!!!!

Reddit lost it years ago.

[–] Novamdomum@fedia.io 49 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Just wait till someone turns AI worship into a literal religion. I'm kinda surprised it hasn't already started happening. That would be a heck of a turning point for humanity. Just takes someone to train an AI into thinking it's a God and then we really are done.

[–] pticrix@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

I mean, some ideologies in the TESCREAL bundle kinda are barreling toward that. What is the ideology behind Roko's Basilisk if not that? They just aren't organized yet - and I hope we can help those who fall for that lunacy before it becomes something more dangerous and sinister.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

Yeah, the Effective Altruisme weirdos are hard into AI religion.

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[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

oh we're like half a step away from that. hasn't the CEO of openAI recently started to lose his mind? apprently, he was asking his AI about government secrets or other conspiracy shit and the AI, lacking actual government secrets, dished him out SCP foundation creepypasta presented as facts, and he thought the AI has trascended something and now knows everything

[–] bigchungus@piefed.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That wasn't Sam Altman, (un)fortunately, you must be thinking of a certain OpenAI investor: https://futurism.com/openai-investor-chatgpt-mental-health

It looks like the buzzwords all finally went his head

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

How to have a bad time:

Put cyberpsychos in charge of building an AI.

What could go wrong?!

[–] tomiant@programming.dev 7 points 1 day ago

I've been saying this for yeeears. People shouldn't be near as afraid of AI as they should be of the people in charge of it.

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[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Loneliness and/or a need for validation drives people to crazy things. From joining cults and extremist groups without a pre-existing history of relevant prejudices or preconceptions, to enduring abusive social circles. To, now, falling in love with chatbots.

[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And boy oh boy don't we have a loneliness for days! I'd say we even have sort of epidemic going on ;) Empty interactions and screaming just for echo to come back.

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[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Everytime I see an image like this I think, it wouldn’t be so sad if it was what the picture implied. As in a physical humanoid that was almost human in behaviour. Chat bots are soooo far from that.

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[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

"Reddit atheism" lmao.

[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 33 points 1 day ago (18 children)

This is a serious thing in the autistic community, as in a very deadly one, character AI is an autistic suicidating machine, those shits should be just banned.

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[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Better or worse than being in love with Jesus?

[–] BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 17 points 1 day ago

A lot worse, Jesus can't be weaponized. Oh, wait...

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Now, can you hook up an electric dildo on "Jesus"?

I didn't think so 😎

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[–] omniman@anarchist.nexus 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i want my big milf skibidi AI sigma wifu which run on freebsd back otherwise i will burn meta and gaygal down

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Literally took the words out of my mouth

Fkin clankers

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 16 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

8 upvotes 133 comments this mindset is clearly not popular on reddit.

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[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

This is just the tip of the iceberg.

An (apparently) all know being who keep give smart(ish), calculated, pleasing answers to people projecting all their delusions. I'm surprised they don't have already start worshipping them as Deity.

[–] localhorst@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 day ago (6 children)

They already are, they just don't understand enough theology to see the parallels

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[–] Flagstaff@programming.dev 15 points 1 day ago

Universal Paperclips is such a great browser game, as buggy as it may (have) be(en).

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[–] tungsten5@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

To be fair, we all know AI sexbots are coming. I suspect those future LLMussies are going to feel amazing

[–] Flagstaff@programming.dev 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yeah, until they start choking you to death due to falsely thinking that that's what you want. Sounds like a fun temptation but it'd still be ultimately introducing more IoT into my home, which is a "no" from me, dawg, due to hacking risk.

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Stop trying to make Chobits happen, it's not going to happen!

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Were Chobits ever meant to be fucked? Their ON/OFF switch is literally inside the opening representing their vagina. Seems inconvenient to me.

I’ve seen that anime like 20 years ago and never thought about it since. But your comment catapulted this question back into the forefront of my mind.

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 11 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

it's 8 upvotes with 133 comments...

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[–] carrylex@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How did you find this on Reddit in the first place?

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yeah, OP's out here trawling Reddit for stupid bullshit they can post here.

To suggest Reddit is losing it from some niche subreddit nonsense is such typical Lemmy broad brush strokes. And it's posted in Shitpost because hey, it's just a Shitpost! Despite the fact it's clearly more than that to OP.

Shitposts are supposed to be stupid, they're supposed to mean absolutely nothing, but instead it's a circlejerk of reddit bad, America bad.

But hey, I'm not a content poster, so I guess I ought to do more contenting before I can complain about the lack thereof.

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[–] july@leminal.space 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Main page feed. Idk. I don’t have an account there.

Reddit when you are logged out is a hellscape. Feels like ITV2 mixed with the worst nazi shit Facebook will allow.

[–] carrylex@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Me neither, but my mainpage is usally region specific posts with at least a dozen upvotes. Weird...

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

looks up from my newspaper with bold title 'Male loneliness crisis continues to worsen'

Ah.

Mhm.

Yep.

takes sip of coffee, continues reading

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