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I’m thinking either Bic lighters or cigarettes, just to trade

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 150 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 60 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This really is it. Sure, a high water ratio soup would provide both nourishment and fluids for living, but basic clean water allows for cleaning and the ability to grow food or trade for other stuff.

Plus truly unlimited means you can start your own river to help society recover!

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (3 children)

We're putting Gatorade on the crops and they don't grow. Ground is broken!

[–] Libb@piefed.social 8 points 1 week ago

I would never have imagined I would witness this becoming our reality but it looks more and more like it.

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[–] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If you are going that route: Rule of 3

3 minutes without oxygen. 3 days without water. 3 weeks without food (I think it is also "3 hours without shelter" but that is a much more environmental factor and feels shoehorned in). And, depending on the apocalypse, clean air can be hard to come by.

[–] meco03211@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

I've heard it phrased "3 hours without shelter in inclement weather".

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[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

We can clean up the entire Capital Wasteland!

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[–] Carrolade@lemmy.world 59 points 1 week ago (4 children)

What flavor of apocalypse matters a lot. If it's zombies, ammo becomes critical. If it's nuclear, ammo is less important and water filtration probably becomes critical. If it's a gigantic asteroid that blots out the sun, water is easy to find but food is critical.

For an unknown apocalypse, I think I'll go with gasoline. Not critical in and of itself, but helps a lot more generally with a lot of stuff, being able to power a generator and move camp more easily.

[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 week ago (4 children)

What if it's like impact winter? Asteroid, forever blocked out sun, winter, and vampires.

[–] Carrolade@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Vampires...? Uh, garlic. lol

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[–] Usernameblankface@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In the zombie variation, might want to cheat the system and ask for loaded guns. Because guns wear out and get jammed sometimes.

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[–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Milk, given an unlimited supply i won't have to worry about it spoiling. Gives a decent amount of nutrients and water and can use it to make cheese or butter eventually, And is a life without cheese and butter really worth living?

[–] dimjim@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

And is a life without cheese and butter really worth living?

Shit you got me there, milk it is!

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[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Sergio@piefed.social 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Evil Genie: "Granted." It starts to rain. It never stops.

[–] GrantUsEyes@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Like that time it rained for two million years

https://youtu.be/_1LdMWlNYS4

[–] iii@mander.xyz 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Concave1142@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

"I've seen drier days on Ferenginar. And we have a hundred seventy-eight different words for rain. Right now it's glebbening out there. And that's bad."

  • Quark
[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hugs from a nice person. The apocalypse is going to be really depressing I'll need the love

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

thank you for being on this platform and being so positive. I enjoy seeing your posts and they somehow give me motivation to keep my chin up and be more outgoing with someone I recently met at the dog park who's acting curiously shy and different from most people.

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[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's a lovely thing to say Fiivemacs thanks so much

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I second the sentiment. You and other frequent posters of delightful posts help this place to feel more like a community. It's also nice because you make me reflect on my own online presence in a manner that provides a positive pressure to be the kind of person I value in my community; I see usernames like yours crop up again and again, and when I find myself noticing that organically, it makes me wonder what kinds of patterns people notice across my own comments — it's introspective, but in a good way

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[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fresh, hot pizza from Ray's.

Not fresh at the time of the apocalypse. Fresh at the time I seek it.

Of course that would mean I would also get a steady supply of clean water and of all the ingredients required to make the pizza. But that is simply a secondary side effect of having made my choice for the one, single thing.

[–] ook@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 1 week ago

For all you know it would be a drone coming to you to deliver the hot pie directly, not a delivery of all raw ingredients. Then again, you know the old saying, to make a pizza from scratch you first need to create the universe.

[–] shaun@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Toilet paper. During apocalyptic scenarios, it's worth is apparently uncountable, so I will be able to trade it and live a life of opulence.

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[–] Lukaro@piefed.zip 17 points 1 week ago

Along those lines antibiotics would be better.

[–] riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 week ago (7 children)

All you big brains saying water.

My first thought was soybeans, since they're so versatile. Or corn for the same reason. Granted, I don't have any way to process them so I didn't think it through.

But a food source that also provides water would be a good idea. Watermelon is too sweet to be your primary food though.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Food sources don't provide water unless there is water to grow them, and if the water is contaminated that will just end up in the food.

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[–] AngryRobot@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

I'm diabetic. I choose insulin.

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Bottle caps.

[–] bluGill@fedia.io 11 points 1 week ago

Iodized salt. I live in iowa, we have planty of water (i can figure out how to filter it), and a great climate for growing food. However our soilis naturaly low iodine and there is no salt around so those are critical nutriants I don't think I could get here.

second would be iron - we don't have any and It is usefur for a lot.

[–] reksas@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)
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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Antibiotics.

We all would die so quickly and horribly without them.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Easy answers first. Potable water! You need it every day, helps with sanitation, growing food, etc.

If you wanted more like discrete consumable objects, keflex.

Edit: Or salt!

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[–] toddestan@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Electricity would be tempting. If you have access to water, you can boil it to make it safe. Run a refrigerator to store food. A convenient source of heat for cooking. Stay warm in the winter, stay cool in the summer. Lights for when it's dark. Use power tools to build things. Listen to music, watch movies, play those old Nintendo games.

Even after some time when your electronics break down and scavenging working ones gets tough, it's not difficult to build things like simple resistive heaters. Making crude incandescent light bulbs wouldn't be impossible either.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

How about "fully staffed, fully functional nuclear reactors"? All the staff could come in handy for rebuilding like everything

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Army MREs, the modern ones.

Assuming I'm not teleported elsewhere, the place I live has plenty of drinkable fresh water and other supplies, so the only real concern is having consistent high-quality food available, and MREs are engineered to support people in the wild for several months, if not years. In case of a major war breaking out, so it would contain everything I would need to stay alive, or to trade to other people.

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[–] Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Goats. Food, friends and defense.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 1 week ago

Drinkable water.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

unlimited other earths to live in

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago

My meds. I don't think I'll be able to do shit without them.

[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

nobody has said rice or potatoes or anything like that. you're all completely fucked

also cum

[–] Makhno@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

also cum

Got that in droves. Ima protein shot dispenser

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