korvatunturi because that's where he ACTUALLY lives
hungryphrog
And pretty much everything orange is named red.
Can you get your hands on a pencil and a piece of paper? If yes, that's really all you need for a well-worded letter or card. If you want to get a gift, you can try and look into second-hand markets in your area, those usually have cheap things that might be nice. You can also check online markets, because with luck, you can find stuff for free. Sometimes people give away plants as well.
Of course, if you get anything second-hand, inspect the items for stuff like dirt, holes, anything broken, etc. With a plant you should check it for pests and diseases as well.
Yup, Mother Nature will come back to bite you in the ass for that shit. Just let plants and animals live their lives as long as your yard is habitable to you as well and not a health hazard ffs.
It's the thought that counts.
lawns need to die out so bad
No, but I will now.
Reading (libraries)
I'm not sure the writer does either.
Bleh. I once had a huge infected area (don't ever do skin picking people) on my leg. Definitely sucked, though not something worth writing a chapter or two about.
wound infection on his leg



Probably a talking-to from his dentist.