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[–] TommySoda@lemmy.world 70 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I know it's The Onion, but I find it funny (not "haha" funny) that conservatives will preach all day about how everyone is soft these days yet will immediately cower in fear as soon as they see transgender people, black people, women in power, women with dyed hair, gay people getting married, Muslims, immigrants speaking Spanish, wind turbines, vaccines, books, pornography, video games, poor people (even when they themselves are poor), homeless people, electric cars, "wokeness" (whatever the fuck that means), DEI, Democrats, free healthcare, protestors, and on and on and on. Like, how do you function in society when you are scared of literally everything?

But I guess that's kinda the point of this Onion article.

[–] proudblond@lemmy.world 30 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My conservative mother-in-law was concerned about homeless migrants stealing things from their home. They live in a gated community with 24-hour security at the gate. I mean come on. It’s not an exaggeration to say that they fear everything. It’s absurd.

[–] jballs@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I have some conservative in-laws that live in Northern Minnesota. When we drove up to visit, they were like "You stopped in MINNEAPOLIS on your way up here?!? How did you survive all the crime??"

Like seriously, Fox News has convinced these people that the world outside their immediate bubbles is an absolute hellhole overrun with immigrants, homeless people, and gang members.

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 7 points 4 days ago

Warning: graphic footage of REAL gang warfare on Minneapolis streets

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[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

There are fucktards in the metro suburbs that think if they cross 494 or 694 that they are getting shot.

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 13 points 4 days ago

They dont function in society, and somehow now are in charge of society, which tells you everything you need to know about why society is more dysfunctional each and every day

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 days ago

conservatives will preach all day about how everyone is soft these days yet will immediately cower in fear

It is, in this case and all cases, entirely projection

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I went to Flower Mound once. That was the most Confederate flags I've seen flying in my entire life. I never went back. I had a friend who told me Flower Mound is not that bad and most people fly the flag ironically and that it's part of our history in the south. I no longer have that friend.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 13 points 4 days ago

I only had Hitler's face tattooed on my face ironically.

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 14 points 4 days ago

It's usually the same pattern.

First the right makes people angry with pointing out problems with inflation, energy prices, unemployment, ... Giving attention to valid concerns gets people hooked.

Stage 2 is then to blame all the issues on minority groups. Now it's time to get them to hate migrants, drag queens, and the other usual suspects.

The final stage is getting everyone into the headspace where they're a community, and any argument against the beliefs of that community is a personal attack. Now they're at the "can't logic a person out of a position they didn't logic themselves into" level and do what the leadership tells them to.

Here in Florida they all have the "don't thread on me" Gadsen's flag car plates indicating they're fragile AF and please no step on snake.

[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

All these self-declared alpha males who claim they're losing the country cause of these not-alpha people taking over.

[–] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The enemy is both weak and strong. Standard fascist stuff.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 0 points 4 days ago

Sort of like how people think of Russia? Oh that's different. Sort of how people call "far right" people corny? Oh that's different.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 4 days ago

That's why they ALL wear diapers.