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[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world -3 points 4 days ago

I can tell you’re a redneck because you can’t read and you argue like your parents are first cousins. Come stuff it for me, sugar.

It looks like you’re reading from the same ignorant script as the last person(?) to reply:

  • Ignore what someone said
  • Make up something that sounds outrageous
  • Respond to them as if they said the thing you just made up
  • Internet tough guy comment