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Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything (theonion.com)
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[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 13 points 5 days ago

They dont function in society, and somehow now are in charge of society, which tells you everything you need to know about why society is more dysfunctional each and every day