Machinist

If you don't already work in a trade, you'd likely have a bright future as a skilled blue collar worker. Your vocabulary would allow you to perform the deep magic.

Ah. Mistook the red pepper for a jar of instant coffee.

I don't know about the coffee and salad dressing, but, I totally keep a bottle of Ajax dish soap in the shower.

It'll cut the gear oil off you.

"Chemical Irritant" - I'm guessing CS or tear gas. Scanned the article and didn't see it specified. Strange way to state things.

Note that use of CS and similar are banned under the Geneva Convention between armies. Used against civilians all the time by many governments.

That tasty gif never gets old.

Boom! Knocked the fuck out.

I mean, twenty gigs was more than anyone would ever be able to use.

Captain!

This sailor probably enjoyed your hospitality back in the day.

Thank you much!

That wasn't SOAD? What about the Metallica Imperial Stormtrooper march?

I really like the interpretation of Cain and Abel having it's roots in the transition from Hunter Gatherer to Agraian society. Gobekli Tepe and all that.

Another couple of fun ones are Christmas trees being forbidden in Jeremiah and cannabasam (forget where in the OT). I assume your uname is in reference to that cannabis use. The manna as psychedelic mushrooms is also a cool idea.

I like Cain and Abel/hunter gatherer vs agrarian theory.

The whole sons of god are angels having hybrid giant babies with human women is just a lot of fun.

Was raised in fundamentalism, lost my religion over a decade ago. (I'm cool with religious people that aren't evil shitheads trying to brain wash children.)

You're right about the snakes. Also, the plural tenses in Job are weird.

Not related to the post. What's your take on the Nephillium?

Wife and five kids, definitely stressed about possible deporatation. Probably pretty fucked up from the war, 29. Shoots a couple of kids, 20 and 24. Fucking stupid shit. I just feel sorry for everbody.

Would be nice to know the real story.