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Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything (theonion.com)

submitted 5 days ago by inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] jballs@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I have some conservative in-laws that live in Northern Minnesota. When we drove up to visit, they were like "You stopped in MINNEAPOLIS on your way up here?!? How did you survive all the crime??"

Like seriously, Fox News has convinced these people that the world outside their immediate bubbles is an absolute hellhole overrun with immigrants, homeless people, and gang members.

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 7 points 4 days ago

Warning: graphic footage of REAL gang warfare on Minneapolis streets

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[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

There are fucktards in the metro suburbs that think if they cross 494 or 694 that they are getting shot.