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Considered finding a higher quality image but it's funnier with more jpeg
"Pictures don't make sound"
Easier to imagine a pretty woman wanting to hurt me than imagine one wanting to kiss me.
In my admittedly limited experience, women willing to kiss a guy are still often going to be reluctant to do something that they think might hurt that guy, even if the guy insists otherwise.
Honestly same but with guys. Guys that are too keen on hurting a woman are obviously bad, but then they can go the other direction and not be willing to do something even if the woman is a very willing participant.
Not saying I blame them, it's just a consequence of our society's general issues with consent.
In both cases I think its also just that some people arent comfortable topping
Maybe, but also, our society is like desigbed to be as bad as possible at consent.
I’m armchair Freuding a bit, but I think that’s one of the reasons “Femdom” type pornos seem to be enjoyed by some men.
Like I totally get wanting a woman to take control. But the “femdom” stuff online tends to be degarding, straight up mean. (Which some people like and is okay, but it’s more mainstream than I’d imagine).
I think it's much more that people sexually like exaggerations of what theyre into and sexual power play is a fairly common fantasy. There's little difference between Masoch's Venus in Furs and James's 50 Shades series
I think men are just naturally submissive to women and that's why they like FemDomme. FemDomme isn't the same as masochism.
That's incredibly tragic. I might still be single, and I've dated some beautiful women, but none of them wanted to hurt me.
I dunno if you want this.
But just gonna say I felt this way for a decade or so. A very lonely decade where my only relationship was short lasted and one sided.
But honestly now looking back it kinda feels dumb I looked at myself that way. I’m literally too disabled to work (which I thought would make it impossible to date). And I have this wonderful partner who loves me more than anything, to the point it can be kinda annoying like she’s obsessed with me.
(Sorry if this comes off as a brag, don’t mean it too, just wanna say what can feel hopeless might change).
This mentality also explains the popularity of tsunderes.
We can all* agree that we want a person we find attractive to place some of their skin in contact with some of our skin. Beyond that, don't sweat the details!
* I phrased this as inclusively as I possibly could but sorry aromantic asexuals, you might not be included.
I'm extremely sexual, but I don't like others touching any of my skin.
Full body condoms FTW.
This is the second time this unholy gif has come accross my feed this week and I just wanna say thanks for the opportunity to deep clean my eyeballs this evening.
The universe is trying to tell you to watch The Naked Gun.
I can't believe that people have seen the video of the stiletto cock stomp through plywood that caused the man to ejaculate blood and still don't understand the appeal of this kink.
I was searching for Cognitive Behavioral Therapy!
I remember waking up to the sound of my cousin playing S&M over at my aunt's house when I was 13. It was life-changing:
How's it feel to be one with evil?
Pretty great.
Aaaand there’s my 14th reason
I really didn't need to read that. Take your upvote, and I hope to never read such a thing again.
That's enough internet for today. Good night, Lemmy. Never change.
This is the shit I come to Lemmy for. This is the real internet I love not censored corporate bullshit.
Don’t you know they can’t make you forget you’re the man
Who says she can't both step on me and give me a kiss?
Thanks, Norm.
I'd like her to penetrate one ball with her stilettos.
Which one were you thinking, lefty, righty, or middle?
… middle?
If she lined it up right she could get all three and make some kind of stiletto ball kabob.
Maybe some light stiletto sounding first.
I had a bit of a late awakening with all these things so I kind of understand the poster
by late I mean even over 21
I'm kind of autistic though if that means anything, probably on the spectrum
Same, married now, but still.