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[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 52 points 8 hours ago (3 children)
[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 26 points 7 hours ago (5 children)

Easier to imagine a pretty woman wanting to hurt me than imagine one wanting to kiss me.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 17 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

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In my admittedly limited experience, women willing to kiss a guy are still often going to be reluctant to do something that they think might hurt that guy, even if the guy insists otherwise.

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Honestly same but with guys. Guys that are too keen on hurting a woman are obviously bad, but then they can go the other direction and not be willing to do something even if the woman is a very willing participant.

Not saying I blame them, it's just a consequence of our society's general issues with consent.

[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I’m armchair Freuding a bit, but I think that’s one of the reasons “Femdom” type pornos seem to be enjoyed by some men.

Like I totally get wanting a woman to take control. But the “femdom” stuff online tends to be degarding, straight up mean. (Which some people like and is okay, but it’s more mainstream than I’d imagine).

[–] LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

I think men are just naturally submissive to women and that's why they like FemDomme. FemDomme isn't the same as masochism.

That's incredibly tragic. I might still be single, and I've dated some beautiful women, but none of them wanted to hurt me.

[–] tawsi@sopuli.xyz 4 points 6 hours ago

I dunno if you want this.

But just gonna say I felt this way for a decade or so. A very lonely decade where my only relationship was short lasted and one sided.

But honestly now looking back it kinda feels dumb I looked at myself that way. I’m literally too disabled to work (which I thought would make it impossible to date). And I have this wonderful partner who loves me more than anything, to the point it can be kinda annoying like she’s obsessed with me.

(Sorry if this comes off as a brag, don’t mean it too, just wanna say what can feel hopeless might change).

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 2 points 4 hours ago

This mentality also explains the popularity of tsunderes.

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 17 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (7 children)

I can't believe that people have seen the video of the stiletto cock stomp through plywood that caused the man to ejaculate blood and still don't understand the appeal of this kink.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 18 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I was searching for Cognitive Behavioral Therapy!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 47 minutes ago

I remember waking up to the sound of my cousin playing S&M over at my aunt's house when I was 13. It was life-changing:

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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

How's it feel to be one with evil?

[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 hours ago

Aaaand there’s my 14th reason

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 1 points 57 minutes ago

I really didn't need to read that. Take your upvote, and I hope to never read such a thing again.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 1 points 31 minutes ago

That's enough internet for today. Good night, Lemmy. Never change.

[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 1 points 48 minutes ago

This is the shit I come to Lemmy for. This is the real internet I love not censored corporate bullshit.

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

We can all* agree that we want a person we find attractive to place some of their skin in contact with some of our skin. Beyond that, don't sweat the details!

* I phrased this as inclusively as I possibly could but sorry aromantic asexuals, you might not be included.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 51 minutes ago (1 children)

I'm extremely sexual, but I don't like others touching any of my skin.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 1 points 33 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 29 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 minutes ago

This is the second time this unholy gif has come accross my feed this week and I just wanna say thanks for the opportunity to deep clean my eyeballs this evening.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 4 hours ago

Don’t you know they can’t make you forget you’re the man

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 4 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I'd like her to penetrate one ball with her stilettos.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Maybe some light stiletto sounding first.

[–] toomanypancakes@piefed.world 3 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Which one were you thinking, lefty, righty, or middle?

[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 hours ago

… middle?

If she lined it up right she could get all three and make some kind of stiletto ball kabob.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 7 hours ago

Thanks, Norm.

[–] underscores@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I had a bit of a late awakening with all these things so I kind of understand the poster

by late I mean even over 21

I'm kind of autistic though if that means anything, probably on the spectrum

[–] terminhell@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Same, married now, but still.