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[–] Boddhisatva@lemmy.world 346 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 141 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The very notion of superman is woke. With his powers, he could rule earth. Instead he helps kids and little old ladies with nothing to gain for himself. The guy is empathy incarnate.

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 29 points 23 hours ago

I know we never measured up to these ideals, but at least we had them. Painful to see.

[–] londos@lemmy.world 21 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I don't know what social media Gunn uses, but someone should get him to recreate this poster with David.

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[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 162 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Dean Cain is an idiot. So there's that.

[–] jagermo@feddit.org 59 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Sadly, yes. Like the hercules guy

[–] Auntievenim@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

He's also not white so what does he gain from making a stink about this? Japanese superman was the most woke thing to exist until 2018, he's got no room to talk. His show was also basically about superman's girlfriend, an extremely woke interpretation of superman. We can do this all day lmao

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[–] cjoll4@lemmy.world 157 points 1 day ago
[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world 120 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Superman as an immigrant's story is one of the oldest and most obvious analyses of the character. It's barely even subtext; it's just text. Imagine how he'll react when he finds out Superman was originally a New Deal socialist who went around smashing up corrupt capitalists' businesses for safety violations.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 51 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

The quintessential symbol of heroism, of 'The American Way', Superman, was created during the rise of fascism and nazism by two Midwestern Jewish boys, one of whom had immigrated from Canada and whose parents were immigrants from Russia and The Netherlands. In the story introducing their character to the world, he saves a wrongly convicted woman from execution, stops a wife beater from killing his wife, and stops a slimy lobbyist and corrupt senator from roping the US into a war with Europe. i.e. it acknowledges that the justice system gets it wrong, that women can be abused and endangered by their husbands, and that congress has a huge corruption and bribery problem. Sounds pretty fucking woke to me. And a few years later had him literally punch Hitler. The idea that they didnt have anything to say with the character about prejudice, about immigrants adopting their new home and being adopted in turn, about politics, is fucking laughable... "too woke". No, Dean, you're too ignorant to think that he ever wasn't "woke".

[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world 47 points 22 hours ago

Oh, that's the tip if the iceberg. There's one comic where he smashes up the city's slums because he finds out the government will replace them with nicer, rent-subsidized apartments. There's another where he traps a mine owner and all of his rich friends in a cave-in because of unsafe working conditions. Then there was the time he decided to take on traffic safety by smashing cars until the mayor promised to start enforcing traffic violations. Old-school Superman was one of those violent, radical-leftists the conservatives are so scared of.

[–] Jinarched@lemmy.ca 84 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Wolf@lemmy.today 59 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

An Illegal alien at that. He can't even claim Birthright Citizenship, if we still followed the Constitution I mean.

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[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 81 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (8 children)

Wait can someone explain since when is superman not an immigrant? Bro literally fell from the sky or some shit from an alien planet. How the fuck is he not an immigrant? Oh right hes white.

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[–] ideonek@piefed.social 71 points 1 day ago (3 children)

He's litteraly immigrant. It's objective fact. What he's talking about? He think calling Wonder Woman a woman is "making her woke"?

[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago

He think calling Wonder Woman a woman is "making her woke"?

That sounds exactly like something this twerp would say

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 23 hours ago

"Woke" literally means "anything the right doesn't like". It's used in the same way the Nazis used Degenerate. Remember that.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 69 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)

How is it a mistake? Kal El is literally from another planet! The term "immigrant" or "alien" could not possibly apply more.

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[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 66 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Superman isn't just an immigrant. He's a refugee when his home was destroyed by civil war. He came to the USA and made it better because he's an immigrant.

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[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 60 points 1 day ago

Dean Cain has been a bitch for years...

He drank the maga Kool aid a long time ago

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 57 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

If the only thing Cain has to whine about in 2025 is denying Superman's leftist origins written by depression era immigrants, he's really got nothing to complain about or is trying to distract from some bullshit or sell something

[–] ToadOfHypnosis@lemmy.world 41 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

He tries to stay relevant by being a right wing influencer. He is the definition of has been.

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[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 57 points 1 day ago

Worst Superman has harsh words for creator of better Superman. After playing the part for a decade, Dean Cain still doesn't understand the character.

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 51 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Dean Cain is a fat jackass with MAGA brain rot.hes also the worst of the superman actors

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 50 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Everything i don't like is woke (or communism).

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[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 50 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Cain voted for Bill Clinton twice, and voted for Al Gore in the 2000 United States presidential election, the latter of which he later said he regretted.[21] He supported John McCain in the 2008 election, and supported Rick Perry in the 2012 election.[30] In 2016 and 2020, he endorsed and voted for Donald Trump.[31][32] He also endorsed him for the 2024 election.[33]

In 2018, Cain was elected to the board of directors of the National Rifle Association of America.[34][35]

-Wikipedia

[–] burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 21 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

check dean caine's pipes for lead contamination

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[–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 13 hours ago

It's like you can track his slow backslide into the racist Republican pipeline.

[–] GaMEChld@lemmy.world 48 points 13 hours ago (8 children)

I mean, he may be right that it'll hurt the box office to polarize the public, but Superman is as much an illegal alien as you can get.

Come to think of it, what is the story regarding his birth certificate, citizenship etc? Did Ma and Pa Kent claim a home birth and get him documented?

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[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 47 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Well, Superman wasn't born in the U.S.A to parents in the U.S.A..

He travelled as an unaccompanied minor to the USA. I hate to say it but it seems pretty obvious to me he's not from 'round here with the whole flying and laser eyes thing too.

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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 38 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Dean Cain can lick a sweaty nutsack. An embarrassment in the history of Superman casting.

Him and Kevin Sorbo can lick boots together while they swap stories about how they used to play strong guys on TV but now spend their time being weak-willed sheep IRL.

[–] Jaysyn@lemmy.world 33 points 8 hours ago

Die in a fire, Dean.

[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] Grumpyleb@lemmus.org 33 points 1 day ago

An illegal alien immigrant at that!

[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 33 points 1 day ago

It's almost like these people have no clue about the source material at all. Reminds me of religious folks 😂

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Dean Cain was absolute shit as 'Murica's favorite mascot — regardless of the unavoidable fact that the character came from another world in every single iteration across all mediums ...so far. 😶

Fuck you and your fetid career, you dumbass, Dean. 🖕🏼🤣

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[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Well, you can fuck off Dean Cain.

Superman is an assimilated Jewish diaspora immigrant.

"Name?"

"Kal-El"

"Clark Kent, got it."

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[–] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (5 children)

The argument that "I like immigrants, but don't let them change our culture" has been around for a long time. They'd say that about Italians, and now I can find a pizza place all over town. Seems like they can change it for the better to me.

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[–] bobthened@feddit.uk 30 points 7 hours ago

Dean Cain was in one of the 'God's not Dead" movies. That tells you all you need to know about him.

[–] MITM0@lemmy.world 27 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I mean technically Superman is a refugee

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[–] Triasha@lemmy.world 27 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

What else would superman be? Are you gonna change the lore so Krypton is a small town in Kansas?

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Dean Cain is just Kevin Sorbo 2.0

[–] ObsidianZed@lemmy.world 22 points 20 hours ago

Remember when Dean Cain and Kristy Swanson starred in an "exposé" about Obamagate?

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 21 points 4 hours ago (4 children)

Every once in a while I'm reminded of what an absolute dipshit one of my fondly remembered actors from childhood is

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[–] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

Worst Superman says what?

[–] Naich@lemmings.world 20 points 1 day ago
[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 20 points 3 hours ago

Acrtion Comics #1 ...Lets see:

  • Superman persuades the Governor to stay the execution of an innocent death-row inmate (p. 3-4)
  • Beats up an abusive husband (p. 6-7)
  • Dumps some rich sex-pests out of their car (p. 9-10)
  • Intervenes in a corrupt lobbyist bribing a DC Senator (p. 11-end)

"When did Superman become so WOOOooooOOOke????"

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[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 19 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

ICE shows up at Henry Cavill's house this weekend

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[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 19 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Check out Model Minority by Cory Doctorow.
It's about an unnamed superhero (who wears a red cape, and a spandex suit with a big S on it, and is engaged to a journalist named Lois, and his best friend/rival is named Bruce (who has a bat-themed alter ego)... anyway) who realizes that the cops are just beating people up and hiding it, so he makes a stand, but isn't quite sure about how to do so.

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