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[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 40 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Well, Superman wasn't born in the U.S.A to parents in the U.S.A..

He travelled as an unaccompanied minor to the USA. I hate to say it but it seems pretty obvious to me he's not from 'round here with the whole flying and laser eyes thing too.

[–] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Superman wasn't born in the U.S.A

DC furiously sweeping the "birthing pod" thing under the rug

(New 52 erased this I believe)