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[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Dean Cain was absolute shit as 'Murica's favorite mascot — regardless of the unavoidable fact that the character came from another world in every single iteration across all mediums ...so far. 😶

Fuck you and your fetid career, you dumbass, Dean. 🖕🏼🤣

[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 6 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Which iteration was he? I'm in the wilderness and don't have any bars

[–] Tower@lemmy.zip 8 points 20 hours ago

Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman

Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman is an American superhero television series based on the DC Comics character Superman created by Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster. It stars Dean Cain as Clark Kent / Superman and Teri Hatcher as Lois Lane. The series aired on ABC from September 12, 1993, to June 14, 1997.[1]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lois_%26_Clark:_The_New_Adventures_of_Superman

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 18 hours ago