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[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 71 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (3 children)

Wait can someone explain since when is superman not an immigrant? Bro literally fell from the sky or some shit from an alien planet. How the fuck is he not an immigrant? Oh right hes white.

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Not that it is incorrect to call him an immigrant, but I do think "castaway" and "refugee" fit his situation a little better. Still a xenophobic thing to say he's not an immigrant. Every single document regarding Clark Kent's existence is falsified, so he is, by definition, an illegal alien.

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

They actually changed this in the mid-90s (and since changed it back). From 96-09, he was a legal US citizen because his "rocket" was somehow just incubating the embryonic Kal-El and thus he was ACTUALLY born on American soil from the Birthing Matrix.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 hours ago

I mean from a lore standpoint thats interesting but for the overall story him being an immigrant works much better.

[–] Allemaniac@lemmy.world 11 points 6 hours ago

Jesus is whitey white aswell

[–] Heikki2@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

You're also forgetting he is generally considered a good guy and wears Red (valor and bravery) and blue(vigilance, peserverence, and justice) on the American flag. He doesn't wear white as that represents purity and innocence.