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[โ€“] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 109 points 1 day ago (11 children)

This was a lot funnier at 3am ๐Ÿ™

[โ€“] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago

3am is a state of mind.

[โ€“] tomi000@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

Shame Im only reading it now :/

Wouldve liked to laugh even harder

[โ€“] originaltnavn@lemmy.zip 3 points 21 hours ago

It is ca. 1 pm here, and I am amused. Thank you for your funny picture random person on the internet :)

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[โ€“] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 57 points 1 day ago (2 children)

mango?

that's a pineapple.

ugh this people who don't even know what fruits are.

[โ€“] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And those aren't even real men and women, it's just pictures of them! Smh my head

[โ€“] konalt@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago

That's a watermelon

[โ€“] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 day ago
[โ€“] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pinecone? I don't get it...

[โ€“] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[โ€“] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 49 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[โ€“] AnxiousDuck@feddit.it 19 points 1 day ago

Man, an ass

[โ€“] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[โ€“] lobut@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Oka@sopuli.xyz 6 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Sigh

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[โ€“] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Orange you glad the man go?

[โ€“] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I'll be glad if the orange man go

[โ€“] angband@lemmy.world 14 points 23 hours ago

I think they want a mango, but I am told pineapple makes it taste yummy. So I had a little trouble wondering if I couldn't see the joke.

[โ€“] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 14 points 23 hours ago

Is this loss?

[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 points 1 day ago

I have a man, I have a pineapple.

Pineappleman!

Man come

Weird orange

[โ€“] BadlyTimedLuck@lemmy.world 9 points 21 hours ago

Pineapplego

[โ€“] Visstix@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

He's just saying his safe word after coming

[โ€“] ieatmeat@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Cotton eye joe

[โ€“] mastod0n@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago
[โ€“] chocrates@piefed.world 7 points 1 day ago

This makes me unreasonably annoyed. Good for you OP!

[โ€“] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
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When the rain washes you clean, ananas

[โ€“] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago
[โ€“] TurboHarbinger@feddit.cl 5 points 23 hours ago

Weird banana

[โ€“] TomMasz@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago

I laughed but it still bothers me a little.

[โ€“] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

pineappo ๐Ÿ˜Š

[โ€“] Babalugats@feddit.uk 4 points 1 day ago

Tastes like?

[โ€“] loomy@lemy.lol 3 points 1 day ago

will you let me go

[โ€“] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Man came anal pine.

[โ€“] 90s_hacker@reddthat.com 2 points 59 minutes ago

I laughed so hard at this, you have no idea

[โ€“] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 18 hours ago

Move aside

And let the pineapple through

Let the pineapple through

Move aside

And let the pineapple through

Let the pineapple through through

BUM BUM, BU BUM , BUM BUM BUM, BUM BUM BUM BUMM

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