This was a lot funnier at 3am ๐
this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2025
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It's always 3 somewhere.
3am is a state of mind.
It's funny now
It would have been funnier if you had put the correct fruit tho ๐ฅญ
That was the joke actually. A little. Misdirection. If you will. Devious.
mischievous, even
But then it might have been too good to be a shitpost.
mango?
that's a pineapple.
ugh this people who don't even know what fruits are.
And those aren't even real men and women, it's just pictures of them! Smh my head
these*
Thoses*
Supposses.
singular
That's a watermelon
Mananas
Pinecone? I don't get it...
spoiler
mango
But that's an ananas
Man, an ass
You're anananananananas
... Batman!
Sigh
โ๏ธ
Piรฑa.
Orange you glad the man go?
I'll be glad if the orange man go
I have a man, I have a pineapple.
Pineappleman!
Cotton eye joe
He's just saying his safe word after coming
Man come
Weird orange
This makes me unreasonably annoyed. Good for you OP!
Is this loss?
I think they want a mango, but I am told pineapple makes it taste yummy. So I had a little trouble wondering if I couldn't see the joke.
When the rain washes you clean, ananas
Sweet!
Tastes like?
I laughed but it still bothers me a little.
Swinger?
will you let me go
Weird banana
Man came anal pine.
Pineapplego