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[โ€“] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 97 points 19 hours ago (10 children)

This was a lot funnier at 3am ๐Ÿ™

[โ€“] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 16 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 9 points 12 hours ago

3am is a state of mind.

[โ€“] originaltnavn@lemmy.zip 3 points 8 hours ago

It is ca. 1 pm here, and I am amused. Thank you for your funny picture random person on the internet :)

[โ€“] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 hours ago

It's funny now

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[โ€“] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 56 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

mango?

that's a pineapple.

ugh this people who don't even know what fruits are.

[โ€“] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 39 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

And those aren't even real men and women, it's just pictures of them! Smh my head

[โ€“] konalt@lemmy.world 25 points 23 hours ago

That's a watermelon

[โ€“] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 21 points 21 hours ago
[โ€“] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pinecone? I don't get it...

[โ€“] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[โ€“] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 48 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[โ€“] AnxiousDuck@feddit.it 19 points 1 day ago

Man, an ass

[โ€“] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 14 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] lobut@lemmy.ca 13 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Oka@sopuli.xyz 6 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Sigh

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[โ€“] fushuan@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 18 hours ago
[โ€“] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 16 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Orange you glad the man go?

[โ€“] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago

I'll be glad if the orange man go

[โ€“] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 13 points 11 hours ago

Is this loss?

[โ€“] angband@lemmy.world 13 points 11 hours ago

I think they want a mango, but I am told pineapple makes it taste yummy. So I had a little trouble wondering if I couldn't see the joke.

[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 points 13 hours ago

I have a man, I have a pineapple.

Pineappleman!

[โ€“] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 10 points 18 hours ago

Man come

Weird orange

[โ€“] ieatmeat@lemmy.world 9 points 20 hours ago

Cotton eye joe

[โ€“] Visstix@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago

He's just saying his safe word after coming

[โ€“] BadlyTimedLuck@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago

Pineapplego

[โ€“] chocrates@piefed.world 7 points 19 hours ago

This makes me unreasonably annoyed. Good for you OP!

[โ€“] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

this is truly a reddit moment isn't it

When the rain washes you clean, ananas

[โ€“] TurboHarbinger@feddit.cl 5 points 11 hours ago

Weird banana

[โ€“] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago
[โ€“] TomMasz@piefed.social 4 points 19 hours ago

I laughed but it still bothers me a little.

[โ€“] Babalugats@feddit.uk 4 points 23 hours ago

Tastes like?

[โ€“] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 3 points 20 hours ago
[โ€“] loomy@lemy.lol 3 points 23 hours ago

will you let me go

[โ€“] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

pineappo ๐Ÿ˜Š

[โ€“] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 2 points 12 hours ago

Man came anal pine.

[โ€“] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 hours ago

Move aside

And let the pineapple through

Let the pineapple through

Move aside

And let the pineapple through

Let the pineapple through through

BUM BUM, BU BUM , BUM BUM BUM, BUM BUM BUM BUMM

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