the Brazilian Butt Lift (BBL)
For those that also had no idea what a bbl is.
this post was submitted on 08 Jul 2025
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I'm Brazilian and I don't know what a Brazilian butt lift is
I don't even know how many a Brazilian is.
They take fat from elsewhere in your body and shove it in your ass, if they do it wrong and accidentally hit a vein, it can cause a pulmonary embolism. Even after if the surgery doesn't take the fat in your ass can rot and cause a smell. It's an insane and high risk surgery solely for cosmetics.
and shove it in your ass,
I think they inject it, but your way sounds more fun.
Inject = Shove through a small needle :D
That needle is ya rectum
Your rectum should be the opposite of a needle.
I know three girls who got BBLs in Florida and the "Doctor" used rubber cement. In the words of Dave Barry: I swear to god I'm not making this up! https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/fake-doctor-injected-cement-and-fix-a-flat-into-patients-butt-6544305
Fix-A-Flat
This tracks.
🎵 I did it all for the butt lift (Come on)
The butt lift (Come on)
So you can take that fat blob
And stick it up your (Yeah)
Stick it up your (Yeah) 🎵
I'm glad. I've seen it a few times and that wasn't my first guess.
Hahaha, I don't know why, but this absolutely made my day.
The BBL smell, rotting fat - you can't make this shit up.
They're so bad for you in general. I work adjacent to a neuro spine clinic and that's a fine way to wreck your back. But a big old cloud of stank ass wafting from it makes it worse.
Do a squat or inject my own decaying ass fat into my skin defying God and science both?
I know what to do
Shit. I was on team squats but youre making this sound really good. Defying the laws of man and god is kind of my shit.
During a BBL, fat is liposuctioned from one area of the body and injected into the butt. If too much fat is packed into a single spot—more than blood vessels can support—it can die. That’s called fat necrosis, and it smells about as good as it sounds. “When there is more fat in an area than the blood supply allows, the fat will die through a smelly process,” Dr. Anderson told the Daily Mail. It’s a complication that can lead to infections, hospital stays, and in rare cases, sepsis.
Imagine if you love going down on your partner and the smell of rotten flesh is a few inches away.
Would make me think of my mother
Goodbye internet
I looked at the subreddit for bolted on butts, and they're so gross.
got that dumpy, that wagon haulin straight stank
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