BonesOfTheMoon

Sit down, look at the picture of the (child aged) daughter of the person interviewing you, and ask if she's single.

In his younger years it was sort of like a souffle

Pitter patter.

To be fair.

If there was one thing on Reddit that was educational, it was Foreign Body Friday on the radiology subreddit.

clap clap.

My nurse friend had some dude in the ER a few months ago who stuck his wedding ring on his penis and couldn't get it off for what are obvious reasons to anybody but this guy. When this kind of thing happens the fire department has to come cut it off, so not only do you get a firefighter touching your junk and seeing the dumb thing you did, but also now your dick is a useless noodle, and you may spend the rest of your life reflecting on how easy the Internet makes acquiring safe items for such activities, and yet you chose a tiny gold band.

Feel better!

Oh that's cool. Thank you.

I think it just also felt kind of patriotic to participate.

I didn't watch a minute of it but I'm proud of them just the same. (I can't stay up that late).