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[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 29 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

They're so bad for you in general. I work adjacent to a neuro spine clinic and that's a fine way to wreck your back. But a big old cloud of stank ass wafting from it makes it worse.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 15 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Do a squat or inject my own decaying ass fat into my skin defying God and science both?

I know what to do

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Shit. I was on team squats but youre making this sound really good. Defying the laws of man and god is kind of my shit.