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Hahaha, I don't know why, but this absolutely made my day.
The BBL smell, rotting fat - you can't make this shit up.
They're so bad for you in general. I work adjacent to a neuro spine clinic and that's a fine way to wreck your back. But a big old cloud of stank ass wafting from it makes it worse.
Do a squat or inject my own decaying ass fat into my skin defying God and science both?
I know what to do
Shit. I was on team squats but youre making this sound really good. Defying the laws of man and god is kind of my shit.
Neurosurgeons who specialize in spinal surgery.
Brother. Please just look things up before you make yourself look silly.