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'BBL Smell' Is Real—and Just as Gross as It Sounds. (www.vice.com)

submitted 22 hours ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Noerknhar@feddit.org 33 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Hahaha, I don't know why, but this absolutely made my day.

The BBL smell, rotting fat - you can't make this shit up.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 31 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

They're so bad for you in general. I work adjacent to a neuro spine clinic and that's a fine way to wreck your back. But a big old cloud of stank ass wafting from it makes it worse.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 17 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Do a squat or inject my own decaying ass fat into my skin defying God and science both?

I know what to do

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Shit. I was on team squats but youre making this sound really good. Defying the laws of man and god is kind of my shit.