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For those that also had no idea what a bbl is.
I'm Brazilian and I don't know what a Brazilian butt lift is
I don't even know how many a Brazilian is.
I think it’s a vermillion plus a gillian
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They take fat from elsewhere in your body and shove it in your ass, if they do it wrong and accidentally hit a vein, it can cause a pulmonary embolism. Even after if the surgery doesn't take the fat in your ass can rot and cause a smell. It's an insane and high risk surgery solely for cosmetics.
I think they inject it, but your way sounds more fun.
Inject = Shove through a small needle :D
That needle is ya rectum
Your rectum should be the opposite of a needle.
I know three girls who got BBLs in Florida and the "Doctor" used rubber cement. In the words of Dave Barry: I swear to god I'm not making this up! https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/fake-doctor-injected-cement-and-fix-a-flat-into-patients-butt-6544305
This tracks.
🎵 I did it all for the butt lift (Come on)
The butt lift (Come on)
So you can take that fat blob
And stick it up your (Yeah)
Stick it up your (Yeah) 🎵
I'm glad. I've seen it a few times and that wasn't my first guess.