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[–] candyman337@lemmy.world 49 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

They take fat from elsewhere in your body and shove it in your ass, if they do it wrong and accidentally hit a vein, it can cause a pulmonary embolism. Even after if the surgery doesn't take the fat in your ass can rot and cause a smell. It's an insane and high risk surgery solely for cosmetics.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 32 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

and shove it in your ass,

I think they inject it, but your way sounds more fun.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Inject = Shove through a small needle :D

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world -2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 3 points 16 hours ago

Your rectum should be the opposite of a needle.

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 24 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

I know three girls who got BBLs in Florida and the "Doctor" used rubber cement. In the words of Dave Barry: I swear to god I'm not making this up! https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/fake-doctor-injected-cement-and-fix-a-flat-into-patients-butt-6544305

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 25 points 23 hours ago

Fix-A-Flat

This tracks.

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

🎵 I did it all for the butt lift (Come on)

The butt lift (Come on)

So you can take that fat blob

And stick it up your (Yeah)

Stick it up your (Yeah) 🎵