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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 66 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I could be okay, but I also wouldn't purposely get such a large space when I don't plan to fill it with stuff. Just give me space big enough for the matress and desk.

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 52 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I love that you look at this and say "woah, that's way too much, I prefer less"

[–] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If it means lower rent then hell yeah!

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

there are teensy tiny municipally-owned apartments available in a city near me for like 200€ per month and i'm absolutely planning to get one if i ever get an income, they're so smol that the "kitchen" is a recessed wardrobe with a sink and like 2 hotplates, which honestly considering how we have perfectly decent bags of frozen meals that you can just toss in a pot for 10 minutes is perfectly acceptable for a single-person household!

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[–] De_Narm@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Ain't no home without enough open space for all kinds of push ups! If you're daring, you could even do other exercises too!

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[–] Klear@lemmy.world 51 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Tanoh@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Boink! Right into the pillar, again

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[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Had to take my coffee table out of my living area to get enough room in my apt. Only other option would have been moving my pc to bedroom and tossing out my bedframe

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago
[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm too old to be getting down on the fucking ground like that. Needs a frame of cinder blocks and plywood.

[–] Blemgo@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (5 children)

You should do that anyways. Bed frames exost for a reason: it helps to stop moisture building up on the underside of the mattress, and thus prevents mold.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

That plus less bugs end up crawling across your face at night.

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Low carbon footprint living gets way more hate than it should (and it shouldn't get any).

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Out of frame: a huge ass TV and a single armchair.

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago

Why have an armchair? Just roll the gaming chair over

[–] superweeniehutjrs@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Needs a motorcycle being rebuilt in it, with that much open space

[–] UxyIVrljPeRl@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Cuts a Wall open, now i can park my car inside.

[–] EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world 18 points 23 hours ago
[–] telllos@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This shit is putting men in a box and " hu duh, men basic, like dog"

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What would you add other than a better bed?

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 10 points 23 hours ago

mini fridge for beer

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Well, for starters, a bed frame. Lamps for better lighting, an couple night stands, something to divide up the space a bit (assuming this is a studio), book shelves, some plants, some art on the walls, an area rug, table and chairs, and a couple couches and a coffee table, some kind of speaker system, some kind of storage system for any equipment I own for job and hobbies. I also like wooden desks.

Like, the environment you spend time in has an impact on your mental state. Making that environment nice will make you feel better. The way your living space looks also says a lot about you. What this space says is "I literally do nothing but sleep and look at a computer screen". Which is less "hell yeah" and more "this cyberpunk dystopia isnt as neon as I expected."

So if this is what you want, then follow your bliss I guess. But also, if you are having trouble dating.... Look around you.

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[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Men? Look at this flooring, look at this lighting project! Amazing place

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 16 points 12 hours ago

Throw in a server rack and it’s perfect.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 14 points 1 day ago

I bet a Hot Wheels would roll real good on that floor.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

It's a bit much for me, as I'd want the mattress more elevated, but let me tell you, I am 99% sure I have adhd, and minimalism like this appeals to me so it's less shit I have take care of, every item in your house is a fucking dust collector that you have to wipe down, fuck that shit, I only want the absolute essentials, rest is slowly going to the bin

[–] mirisgaiss@lemmy.world 12 points 13 hours ago

hell, I wish I had something more like that and not a house full of shit I don't use most of the time.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 day ago

Looks great. Even has guest bedroom.

[–] Pendorilan@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nah man, I need an actual bed lol

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago

I don't need a bed, but an air mattress is a HARD no.

I'd rather sleep on a clear carpet with a blanket.

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago

I wish I had this much room to practice the blade.

To be fair, some women would say that too. There's so much room to build stuff and do projects! I could get so fucking irresponsible!

[–] sdfric88@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 20 hours ago
[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago

I lived like this the first year of my postdoc and couldn't have been happier. I had 4 place settings but only used one and washed it after every meal. Desk, computer, one camp chair, and an inflatable mattress. Stayed that way until my wife joined me my second year and made me get a real apartment.

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 16 hours ago

This is my room, less space and bigger bed. More screens too ofc

[–] astutemural@midwest.social 7 points 1 day ago

Look at all the space for a mini painting station

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Twice as many mattreses as needed.

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 day ago
[–] SHR@lemmy.today 5 points 19 hours ago

Ahh yes, someone decided to make a spot in the backrooms his home....nice 🤩🍺🍺🍺👍

[–] lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago

Only missing a giant TV.

[–] LimpRimble@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] Zacpod@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

Not nearly enough screens.

[–] rugburn@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 day ago
[–] Bassman27@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

This is such a vibe

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

I need three desks. Modern PC desk, retro PC desk, and a soldering desk. Otherwise, perfect.

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