I'd pay money to watch an ICE agent try to put a hat on an alligator
this post was submitted on 02 Jul 2025
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An official US Government account posted this
https://edition.cnn.com/2025/07/01/us/what-is-alligator-alcatraz-florida
What? That's crazy talk! How could you watch that.....without popcorn???
POPCORN! GET'CHER POPCORN HERE! CAN'T WATCH A FASCIST MEET HIS END WITHOUT DELICIOUS BUTTERY SALTY POPCORN!
They did say they'd pay so presumably there'd be some production value to the affair. I'm seeing a Roman theme, along the lines of "Christians to the lions".
Photo made with AI, and that's not Alligator Intelligence.
Still. Both Lupo and I would pay money to see them try and put a hat on a gator.
Alligator Auschwitz
So the lizard people (republicans) are finally going to shed their 'human' skin and reveal themselves?
Wouldn't work because alligators brains are too big to work for ICE.
They also aren't ashamed or scared to show their faces.
well that's an insult to the alligators. I doubt they want to have anything to do with those nazis
If you have ever thought about what you would do during Nazi Germany, it is whatever you are doing now.
Pooing?
A fraction of your tax dollars went to finding and paying the employee who would ultimately create this image on the clock.
Yeah but we saved Gaza! Only we didn't.
Hugo Boss did much better uniforms.
This was Hugo Bass, from the fish and wildlife dept.
Now what did Homer Landscriby mean by this?
So predatory, stealthy until they strike, pretty brainless, mostly instinct driven, fierce to brutal, dangerous, opportunistic to the point they would eat their own kind if convenient, unpredictable and most importantly - famously resistant to change or growth. Seems oddly self aware...