FuglyDuck

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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

Puffins are cuter, usually less, ahem, fragrant, too.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago
  1. people are stupid and this is all just hypothetical
  2. <you should read this one in Badge 502's voice>NO!

with those disclaimers... I suspect they were trying to make a mold of their poopchute and didn't think it all the way through. I'm not sure if that was then going to be directly used, or if it was going to be used as a negative for something else... but that's my guess.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago

are we sure we didn't confused for a giant piece of shit?

I guess it's a matter of perspective.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

Sure, but I’m pretty sure the playbook goes back to the dawn of civilization.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

Santa knows his cookies.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 20 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

It’s pretty unoriginal. They’re following the Nazis playbook.

And I’m pretty sure the Nazis were following someone else’s playbook, I just can’t be bothered to go look at the list of historical assholes

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Mom would call it “baby poop” green.

I’d call it pea soup green.

Or puke green.

Depends on what the color was on and howl inoffensive I care to be.

Could also be a (darker) mustard yellow depending on the lighting

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Wouldn’t be surprised if he nukes everyone.

So yes.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Context matters.

“Men make me uncomfortable.” Could or could not be sexist. It would depend on why one feels uncomfortable and how they act on that feeling.

It’s a very fine line.

Given the additional context provided by OP… yeah she’s definitely ableist.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Or was it a Putin-esque apocalypse bunker?

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I dunno.

But i I remember seeing memes of using posing-tools for video games (so like you can get screenshots with really disturbing smiles.)

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I wonder how quickly it'd remain as an option if all the exhibitionists got together and started unlocking it using their O-face.

little surprised that has been a thing yet. (maybe it has.)

 

So a new malaysian tapir calf has been born at the Point Defiance Zoo, and just.... look at this cutie:

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Granted, I was going to slap it onto one of my parent’s shiny kitchen appliances and make jokes about it being a mistake to let them have WiFi…. But still…..

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16933715

Florida man sneezes his intestines out of his body at restaurant

I try to read all the articles I post but for this one I noped out after 1 sentence. Enjoy!

 

Snow on Thursday.

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