Exposing your junk while on school grounds gets you on a sex offender registry, yes? So... what's happening with that?
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LA school district demands inquiry after ICE officers filmed urinating on campus
(www.theguardian.com)
Implying these shitheads aren't already on a sex offender registry
Exposing your junk to a bush in the back corner of a lot used by a school district for storage will get you on a sex offender registry, so I fully expect these Fuckwads to be slapped with sex offender charges, put on the registry, and branded as child molesters for the rest of their lives.
The school has since written to Kristi Noem, the US homeland security secretary, to request an inquiry.
"Dear ICE Barbie,
Please find out if one of your hideous, violent Nazi Gestapo maybe whipped out his junk on a playground and pissed on a school. It seems inappropriate. We await your reply."
Every time we think the bar can't get lower, they go ahead and prove us wrong.
This may seem pedantic. But it was after they had been asked to leave.
Said another way, they were trespassed and left to leave on their own recognizance and instead of leaving they vandalized school property, publicn urination I’d also usually some type of crime… and they potentially exposed their genitalia to children.
Seriously. Lock these idiot fucks and slap on a sex offender label.
Man, is it too much to ask to have housebroken Gestapo?
This is actually a great idea.
Cops ticketing random people? Put on your ICE uniform and watch them wave you by.
Huge line of people at a restaurant? Put on your ICE uniform and watch the line separate.
Gotta take a dump? Put on your ICE uniform and shit on the floor.
Wil Wheaton makes me almost not hate Wesley.
Poor guy. I wanted Wesley to get killed off soooo many times.
They don't have a uniform
Trump: Summer classes? Disband schools! Problem solved.
They’ll just say it wasn’t ICE
Of all the cruel, illegal, anti-American things ICE is doing, people are pissed because of this? Piss on that.