They charge people to enter the strip club???
"Before you pay us money at the required 3 drink minimum, and the money you're going to give to the strippers, you need to first pay us money for the priviledge of walking through this door.
They charge people to enter the strip club???
"Before you pay us money at the required 3 drink minimum, and the money you're going to give to the strippers, you need to first pay us money for the priviledge of walking through this door.
But.....why are bagel seeds illegal to grow? And why aren't bagel producers getting in legal trouble?
The little seeds on bagels?
So it's illegal, but nothing comes of getting convicted. No actual consequences.
Got it.
Mr Rodgers obviously never covered topics of sexual spectrums. If he had, I feel like your answer is very in line with what he'd say.
Which, is a compliment. Anytime you can invoke the spirit of someone I hold as highly as Mr Rodgers, it's a good thing.
"Yes, Harvey Dent. You're in the hospital now, because I, the Joker, almost killed you, and now your face is disfigured. But don't be mad at me! It's not MY fault! Be mad at Batman, for LETTING me get away with doing this to you!"
Oooh! Oooh! I know this one!
Tomb Raider!
He didn't suggest that it was safer. Just large usercount, and long running status.
Oh is that what we're doing now? Wagging our finger without any real consequences or enforcement? Guess that's the stage we're at now.
Well I guess the public shooting of him was just the cost of gun ownership in this country. Don't worry. He doesn't want you to feel bad for him. Remember, he's AGAINST empathy! So you should honor his wishes, and not feel any empathy at all for him.
I would continue to use his own words against him, but firstly, I don't know anything else about him. Not that I'm complaining. Seems to me everything about him just pisses me off. So for my own mental health, I'm ok being ignorant about this guy.
But secondly, I'm so far behind the game on this, that I fear any cynical jokes I make at his expense might be new to me, but for everybody else I'd be going through the old reruns of obvious jokes. With me being the only one who hadn't heard them before.
So instead, maybe we all set up a nationwide activity. We all go pee on his grave. C'mon! It'll be like hands across America. Except instead of raising money for AIDS research during it's infancy, we'll instead be whipping out our cocks, and pissing on this assholes grave. And ladies, I didn't forget about you. I'll be selling funnels with tubes duct taped to them. So you don't have to miss out on the piss fest!
"Are you ready for science fiction? Well. I have this robot in the story....and he can talk! He can do basic calculations, AND speak the answers!!! ISN'T THAT WILD???"
producer pulls out iPhone
"Hey Siri, whats 4,684,854,853 divided by 7?"
"669,264,979"
And this joke exchange would have been more impressive if everyone hadn't known that I'm on a cell phone, with a built in calculator.
Seriously, any cell phone today would have been called INSANE in the 1970s.
I mean think about it. In the late 1960s Maxwell Smart talked into a shoe phone. And it was considered crazy high tech. So much so that as a kid in the late 80s, it was STILL crazy high tech to just have a phone. Just out and about.
I'm now old enough to know that technically cell phones existed at that time. But the fact that I was unaware they existed should serve as a stark contrast between cell phones in 1988 vs 2025. Ask any 5 year old today what a cell phone is, and they'll know. Now have them watch the original Get Smart series, and watch them get confused by why he has a cell phone inside his shoe. I would bet they wouldn't be as excited as I was when I saw how cool the shoe phone was. Today, it would be weird.
To be fair though, the opening sequence with the doors, IS still cool as fuck.
...........well now I want to see the cursed one.