Lost_My_Mind

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

...........well now I want to see the cursed one.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

They charge people to enter the strip club???

"Before you pay us money at the required 3 drink minimum, and the money you're going to give to the strippers, you need to first pay us money for the priviledge of walking through this door.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

But.....why are bagel seeds illegal to grow? And why aren't bagel producers getting in legal trouble?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago (5 children)

The little seeds on bagels?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

So it's illegal, but nothing comes of getting convicted. No actual consequences.

Got it.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Mr Rodgers obviously never covered topics of sexual spectrums. If he had, I feel like your answer is very in line with what he'd say.

Which, is a compliment. Anytime you can invoke the spirit of someone I hold as highly as Mr Rodgers, it's a good thing.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 15 points 16 hours ago

"Yes, Harvey Dent. You're in the hospital now, because I, the Joker, almost killed you, and now your face is disfigured. But don't be mad at me! It's not MY fault! Be mad at Batman, for LETTING me get away with doing this to you!"

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Oooh! Oooh! I know this one!

Tomb Raider!

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He didn't suggest that it was safer. Just large usercount, and long running status.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

Oh is that what we're doing now? Wagging our finger without any real consequences or enforcement? Guess that's the stage we're at now.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Well I guess the public shooting of him was just the cost of gun ownership in this country. Don't worry. He doesn't want you to feel bad for him. Remember, he's AGAINST empathy! So you should honor his wishes, and not feel any empathy at all for him.

I would continue to use his own words against him, but firstly, I don't know anything else about him. Not that I'm complaining. Seems to me everything about him just pisses me off. So for my own mental health, I'm ok being ignorant about this guy.

But secondly, I'm so far behind the game on this, that I fear any cynical jokes I make at his expense might be new to me, but for everybody else I'd be going through the old reruns of obvious jokes. With me being the only one who hadn't heard them before.

So instead, maybe we all set up a nationwide activity. We all go pee on his grave. C'mon! It'll be like hands across America. Except instead of raising money for AIDS research during it's infancy, we'll instead be whipping out our cocks, and pissing on this assholes grave. And ladies, I didn't forget about you. I'll be selling funnels with tubes duct taped to them. So you don't have to miss out on the piss fest!

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (6 children)

"Are you ready for science fiction? Well. I have this robot in the story....and he can talk! He can do basic calculations, AND speak the answers!!! ISN'T THAT WILD???"

producer pulls out iPhone

"Hey Siri, whats 4,684,854,853 divided by 7?"

"669,264,979"

And this joke exchange would have been more impressive if everyone hadn't known that I'm on a cell phone, with a built in calculator.

Seriously, any cell phone today would have been called INSANE in the 1970s.

I mean think about it. In the late 1960s Maxwell Smart talked into a shoe phone. And it was considered crazy high tech. So much so that as a kid in the late 80s, it was STILL crazy high tech to just have a phone. Just out and about.

I'm now old enough to know that technically cell phones existed at that time. But the fact that I was unaware they existed should serve as a stark contrast between cell phones in 1988 vs 2025. Ask any 5 year old today what a cell phone is, and they'll know. Now have them watch the original Get Smart series, and watch them get confused by why he has a cell phone inside his shoe. I would bet they wouldn't be as excited as I was when I saw how cool the shoe phone was. Today, it would be weird.

To be fair though, the opening sequence with the doors, IS still cool as fuck.

 

I tried to explain the concept of cute aggression to someone who's never experienced it before. It did not go well. They thought I wanted to hurt puppies.

If you don't know what I'm talking about, it's when you see a cute thing, like a puppy. And it makes you want to shake the puppy and hug him so tight that his body turns into liquefied puppy batter that splatters all over your face.

.....I'm bad at explaining things.

 

I just had an amazing idea, that I need in my life.

William Shatner needs to perform a spoken word rendition of "Pants on the ground", in the spirit of "Rocketman".

Let's crowdfund this, and make it happen.

 

For a creature that's known for their fashion choices of wearing a white sheet, you'd think there would be more racist ghosts.

They come from a time when it was socially acceptable to be openly racist. Plus, if you go back about 1000 years or so, it was socially acceptable to just murder entire villages because your people didn't like their people.

But anytime you see a ghost, it's always like "oooOOOooooOOOO!! I HAVE UNFINISHED BUSINESS ON EARTH!!!"

Like, seriously??? Why would a ghost give a fuck if his finances weren't paid before they died?

And, can we talk about ghostbusters for a second? That one judge was like "Oooh, those are the famous criminals that were brothers! I sent them to death row"

But meanwhile they look NOTHING like humans. But somehow he instantly recognizes them. Are we led to believe they looked like ghoulish monsters when they were alive?

And the librarian looks like a human corpse. So, still human, but, like, after her body has been dead a few weeks. Are we to believe she died, and then her spirit stayed inside her rotting corpse of a body and THEN became a ghost, and retained it's final form?

Either way......never seen a racist ghost. Which I think has to be statistically impossible.

 

If you look at how the USA has progressed, the south is STILL stuck in certain trends that affect current day society. It's why they're the bible belt, but states like Arizona and California aren't reffered to as "the south".

Geographically it makes no sense. California, Arizona, New Mexico, they're all geographically south, but that's not what that means.

And racism in the south is just so much more amplified than it is in other states. When you think about it, the 1860s are not THAT long ago in terms of societies.

I think we're still being affected by actions from those times. A family experiences hardship. So they raise their kid to not trust those that caused it. And that kid grows up and does the same. Without a break in the chain, it just perpetuates more of the same.

So we're only about 8 generations removed from that time. It's really not that much. And OBVIOUSLY slavery is going to cause racism.

But what if the slaves were left on Africa, and the plantation owners just had automated drones that did all the work?

What would racism today look like?

 

How is that even possible???

If he wanted to, couldn't spez just buy it, and make it serve as a redirect to reddit? I don't understand how SOMEONE hasn't bought/used this domain for fediverse purposes.

 

Maybe then she'll SHUT UP! Oh my god, is there a single person on this platform who doesn't get these messages every month???

Guys, you all KNOW what I'm talking about, right? Gonna have to go get Tim Misney on this case! And you KNOW what he DOES! eyebrows

 

Pretty sure Conan just took his show on tour, and his writting team was trying to come up with segments they could film in Germany, and Conan was like GERMAN DOMINATRIX!!!

And his staff was like "....what? We can't do that on...."

"WE'RE DOING GERMAN DOMINATRIX, AND TBS IS PAYING FOR IT!!!"

And so it was.

 

Like, he pops out of his little hole, and just.....his heart stops.

Do we get 6 more weeks of winter or not? Maybe we get an apocalypse instead?

 

Usually when I post a comment the spinny wheel takes 1-3 seconds. Today it's taking 45-90 seconds. So I reset my phone, thinking it's just me, but no.

Anyone else having this issue, or is Verizon throttling Lemmy for me?

 

Because let's say you're Tom Hanks. And you get TomHanks@Lemmy.World

Well, what's stopping someone else from adopting TomHanks@Lemm.ee?

And some platforms minimize the text size of platform, or hide it entirely. So you just might see TomHanks, and think it's him. But it's actually a 7 year old Chinese boy with a broken leg in Arizona.

Because anyone can grab the same name, on a different platform.

 

So I feel like I'm doing peertube wrong. I'm trying to find good content, but it feels like every single instance I find is just "here's the linux news, here's the new linux tips, here's the linux gossip, linux linux linux!"

And I do not give a shit about linux. I learned long ago that I'm not smart enough to figure it out. I just want to find the non-tech, non-video game content. I don't know what I'm doing. I want to search all the instances, all at once, and see what the system recommends.

I don't have a peertube account. I have a piefed account. I'm not against getting a peertube account, but at this point, it's ruining the whole point of the fediverse. If I need to register for a peertube account to have a decent experience, what's the point in having all these services be interconnected. Registering for peertube account would be the THIRD account I would have for the fediverse. But at this point, I just want to find the content.

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