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[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 63 points 6 days ago

Extra spicy

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 44 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 9 points 6 days ago

That ... that worked.

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 36 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Crunchy on the outside, fluffy on the inside

[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 6 points 6 days ago

Spicy upfront

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 28 points 6 days ago (7 children)

What is it with European bakeries and bees? I've seen memes and stuff about it, and this one youtuber, a Vietnamese woman who's German BF never shows his face, I can't remember her name right now. She showed a bakery in Germany with bees everywhere. Why is this a thing?

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 47 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (6 children)

I'll never understand why people call wasps "bees". They are extremely different. It's like calling deer "horses". Why is this a thing?

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 16 points 6 days ago

Ya, that's an odd odd thing. I know people that live around actual bees, watching the commercial hives swarm in the fields during pollination. They really know what bees are. And then when a wasp shows up, they are like "Fukin BEES!!!" and break out with a can of poison.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Because I just glanced at the picture while hiding my phone from customers and thought they were bees

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[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I think those are actually wasps. It's particularly common in countries like Germany and Luxembourg where native wasps are protected species. As for Poland and other parts of Europe, it's hard to keep them out when you keep the doors propped open in lieu of central AC (and they're attracted to the fresh sugar), and wasps and bees don't transmit disease anyway, so people just get used to them

[–] gleb@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago

those are wasps, unfortunately,

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Wouldn't traps near the food be a bigger concern than wasps taking a bite? Idk I live in Germany so I might be desensitized. The way I see it wasp-free pastry is preferable but if they decide to help themselves then oh well. They don't soak the food in spit and they don't lay eggs on it, they just nibble.

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

When eating outside we sometimes set up an "Opferteller" with left overs and put out to the side so the wasps have their thing going on that plate and we can continue to eat. It's fascinating to watch but at the same time I'm scared shitless since I had a very bad experience with nest defending wasps and my long hair as a child...

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 5 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I do the same thing and then I just move slowly as not to squish or slap them accidentaly. Works much better than shooing them 😄 Wasps have a bad reputation but they're useful and kinda cool honestly.

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[–] needanke@feddit.org 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Compared to (my impression of) north America I think there are some contributing factors:

  • Less sprawl: Bakeries are usually in a town/neighborhood (which has more nature compared to the US, therefore also more insects) and not surrounded by a huge parking lot where no wasps would live. There are also many neigbouhring properties with different owners/occupants. So their nest might nor be on your property or even somewhere where you'd be able to locate it.
  • (more) indipendent shops: I see waaaay less wasps in the baked good section in supermarkets here as well. Bakeries are usually not huge so it is just a short distance for the wasps to fly in a confinded space. Bakeries are also not usually airconditioned which would probably irritate wasps.
  • conservation laws: Wasps are considerd a protected species in Germany and catching, harming or killing them without a proper reason can carry a fine of up to 5-65k€ depending on the kind of wasp and the state. In general wasp nests can only be moved by professional and licenced exterminators (and they only do it when necessary, like the nest being near a kindergarten or in an occupied builduing).
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[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 7 points 6 days ago
[–] Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one 4 points 6 days ago

I'm wondering the same thing.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 20 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Can't say I'd be delighted about this, but they'll very quickly leave when the food's disturbed and wasps - like bees - don't leave behind diseases or eggs. The same cannot be said for flies - if those were flies I wouldn't touch anything in the shop.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago (20 children)

My experience with wasps are different. They'll fucking attack you it you're anywhere near their food.

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 10 points 6 days ago

These are the wasps that I know and destroy.

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[–] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Serious question, are the wasps as likely to get diarrhea eating that as I think they are, and will the hive reject them at the entrance if they're doing the insect equivalent of shitting their pants the way hives do with drunks?

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[–] klemptor@startrek.website 17 points 6 days ago
[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If white people can't handle heat then explain this spicy polish pastry

[–] match@pawb.social 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

the easy explanation is that Polish people aren't counted as white by white people

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Them and the Irish can wish all they want, but they will never be white!

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[–] AnxiousDuck@feddit.it 13 points 5 days ago

Fuck, I entered a bakery in Vienna once that was flooded with wasps everywhere. I asked about it and the person just went 🤷‍♀️. Still haunts me.

[–] SuperApples@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

No no, I'm pretty sure that's a Bienenstich.

[–] badbytes@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

That price stings.

[–] sprite0@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (9 children)

I'm not personally familiar with these jokes, but the signage does appear to be Polish or some similar language. This may not have been the intent?

[–] sprite0@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (4 children)

the 'joke' is that they are spicy (jalapeno) because Poles are supposed to be stupid (according to the joke teller) and would eat them with bees still on them and get stung in the mouth.

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Ah lol I wouldn't have viewed this as a "stupid poles" joke because I lack the context and have often called food with bees on them spicy.

But, if it's a thing, I guess it's a thing.

[–] Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Ah that makes sense. I thought maybe the jalapeños were inside or something, but honestly your explanation is more likely and I'm just kind of a dumbass

[–] n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I took thought it was actually jalapenos on the inside and wondered why wasps would be attracted if it was spicy and not sweet

[–] ChexMax@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Yeah, I also was like dang, I didn't know wasps were attracted to jalapenos, that is interesting! Some days I am dumb

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[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago
[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] pelya@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Spicy Jesus

[–] lemmus@szmer.info 5 points 6 days ago

Ostry posmak 😂

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 4 points 6 days ago (15 children)

Ya know, I have to hang my head with a lot of the "Really, America?" shit. Yes, my home is a bit weird.
But it's not like we got aaaaaaall the weird.
It is fukin bizzare to let insects crawl on your food and then desire or use said food in any way other than feeding pigs.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You wouldn't eat something that grew in nature?

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[–] Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

My kids screamed his head off two days ago. There's ants in the house. I'm like yeah whatever. I go to check it out. There were thousands of ants in the house. They came in through a little spot near the garage went all the way down one wall along another wall straight through the kitchen under the fridge to a single crunchy snack thing that fell onto the floor.

I'm not too worried about this fly or two or an and or two and I leave spiders alone If they've picked a nice quiet corner. But I can't have thousands of ants in my kitchen.

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