y0kai

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I tried this coffee but it kept sticking to my teeth in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago

Why'd they write "cum drops" without the umlaut making "cum drops" rhyme with "gum drops."

What is something unexplained that you experienced? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

I remember my first flying lesson

US immigration budget now bigger than most of the world's militaries in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago (3 children)

We're all in danger of being illegal.

Flint finally replaced its lead pipes | The contamination in Flint, Michigan, sparked a national dialogue about the harms of lead pipes and the country’s aging water infrastructure. in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago

New pipes nice!

Can they drink the water yet or is it still flammable?

Trump again brings up the idea of deporting US citizens for crimes in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 days ago

I'm hoping this is extinction behavior from the right.

It's unlikely.

In heat in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Come to Florida and you can be surrounded by huge dicks year round!

Moderation in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 3 days ago

Moderation is an imaginary place that exists wherever I exist

Trump says he'll 'look' at deporting Musk as feud reignites in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 days ago (3 children)

What. He is a fascist.

If a fascist threatens a fascist, let them fight.

The struggle of the spoon in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago

Panpsychists like:

Come back later when they are finished and starting to deflate in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 days ago

Sorry for the convenience

Young men are 'playing videogames all day' instead of getting jobs because they can mooch off of free healthcare, claims congressman in c/games@lemmy.world
[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Lmfao what free healthcare?

Just a chill guy in a unchill world in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 days ago

Fascists can scratch fascists, too!

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If you've ever interacted with someone who speaks a different language, what is the funniest misunderstanding you've had? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
 

An example of what I mean:

I, in China, told an English speaking Chinese friend I needed to stop off in the bathroom to "take a shit."

He looked appalled and after I asked why he had that look, he asked what I was going to do with someone's shit.

I had not laughed so hard in a while, and it totally makes sense.

I explained it was an expression for pooping, and he comes back with, "wouldn't that be giving a shit?"

I then got to explain that to give a shit means you care and I realized how fucked some of our expressions are.

What misunderstandings made you laugh?

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