y0kai

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[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 112 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

so CIA guy escalates war on civilians when civilians weren't doing it for them.

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 83 points 1 day ago (2 children)

TIL all the Civilization maps are on Saturn

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago

no lol, they're all unfit and that's the point.

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago

instructions unclear. am on roof of local diner and cops are yelling at me now.

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I don't use the voice type thing anyhow. i get its usefulness, but I often don't like being perceived and speaking my texts aloud makes that difficult. looks like it does lots of other cool stuff though. does it do swipe to text? I like that a lot.

ETA: I looked at it and see the swipe to corner feature, which looks neat, but was referrering above to the ability to swipe through multiple letters to make a word.

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago

just downloaded it and am trying it out now. the autocorrect already seems better lol

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 4 days ago (10 children)

Goddammit, now I have to find another keyboard for my phone. Any recommendations for one that isn't supported by fascists?

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 5 days ago

is this why Bennu so eepy?

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago

phew, ok. I was afraid there was a drought coming.

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 days ago (2 children)

This deer does not seem to know how to make it rain. I call bs

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

I am sorry to hear that :(

Benzene is certainly a scary chemical and I hope things improve for you both.

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Sunscreen causes skin cancer.

I know it's probably not true, and I wear sunscreen when I need to, but it just feels wrong slathering all those chemicals on my skin.

 

An example of what I mean:

I, in China, told an English speaking Chinese friend I needed to stop off in the bathroom to "take a shit."

He looked appalled and after I asked why he had that look, he asked what I was going to do with someone's shit.

I had not laughed so hard in a while, and it totally makes sense.

I explained it was an expression for pooping, and he comes back with, "wouldn't that be giving a shit?"

I then got to explain that to give a shit means you care and I realized how fucked some of our expressions are.

What misunderstandings made you laugh?

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